Hello! And welcome to Animé Talk! Today's topic is Misunderstood Villians...Today, on Anime Talk!
Lutra: Hello! I am your host, Lutra. And joining us today are Team Rocket of Pokemon, Neherenia from Sailormoon SuperS, and Yuki from Tenchi In Tokyo Great to have you all here!
(all nod, Yuki drinks from her water glass)
L: Right. Team Rocket, we'll begin with you. So, what made you join the infamous bunch of baddies?
JESSIE: Hold on a sec, Lutra. (screams) MAAKKEE-UP!! I need some more powder on my perfect nose!! MAKE-UPPPP!!!
Neherenia : Makeup?? As in....as in...Star Power Make-up?? No, no no!! Stay away!!
L: Stay away?
Neherenia : mm-hmm.......What? Why's everyone looking at me?
L: Riiiiight. So, James? Any explanation?
JAMES: Fame, mostly. Plus, I can wear that uniform...it's just tooo fab!
MEOWTH: Too fab.
L: OK, so you just wanted to wear a big red "R" on your chest?
JAMES: Nah, I had that already. Wanna see the tattoo?
L: No, no, let's move on.... Yuki. Why did you become the villianess of Tenchi?
YUKI: Well, people kept sending me these prism crystal things for whatever holiday cuz they didn't know what to get me. So I decided to put them to good use. Now I resell them under the name Cosmic Power Crystals. Y'know, cuz their power would come from the cosmos?
L: Clever.
Neherenia : C-C-C...cosmic power?? Ohhh no. No you don't. I know who you are!! (points to Yuki) You're that little pest who thwarted my plans!
MEOWTH: Thwart...thwart.....
Neherenia : Not again, Sailor BRAT!! (leaps at Yuki)
L: We'll take a commercial break. NOW PLEASE!!
L: Aannnd we're back!! So, Neherenia , feeling better?
ZIRCONIA: I'm fine. Why?
L: ...never mind. So, we all know your motive behind your wickedness. But tell me, what are you doing since Sailor Moon ruined your plot?
Neherenia : Selling wrinkle cream. Wrinkle cream and don't ever mention that name to me again.
L: What name?
MEOWTH: Sailor Moon ruined...ruined your plot!
Neherenia : Grrrrrr.....
L: Oh, look. A caller! Caller One, you're on the air!
JUN-JUN: Neherenia! Guess what?
Neherenia : What?
JUN-JUN: You've just been selected as the winner!!
Neherenia : Oh boy!! Winner of what?
JUN-JUN: A round-trip ticket to..the moon!
Neherenia : AAAA!!!
JUN-JUN: And while on the moon, why not visit the historical Moon Palace, and stroll down the ancient battleground where THE SENSHI battled all evil-ness!! Yes, you can just (click)
L: Oh, fancy that. Looks like that's all the time we have for today. Thank you for coming in today, everyone.
MEOWTH: Go to the moon!!
THE END!!
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