It's back!
Wassup? Welcome to my new little fic everybody. So I was sitting here, thinking of things to write when an idea hit me. 'what if my oc's met Excalibur? How would they react?' so thus that those thoughts resulted in this little bit of torture for my characters. Enjoy everybody!
At first they didn't even notice that it was gone. But then one fairy looked over to see Excalibur's place was empty. Word of the missing sword quickly spread through the entire cave. All of them began to celebrate, savoring every second without that horrible blade! Yes, Excalibur had left his cave. He does this every so often, don't ask me why. However this was going to prove very unfortunate for the new students at the DWMA.
It was just a regular morning at the academy; the twins were up to their usual antics, robbing several students blind within minutes. Thompson and Aaron were busy terrorizing freshman, Thompson doing it just because he was bored. Meanwhile scythe and jezebel were walking around the school grounds, simply chatting away. That's when he arrived, jezebel stopped and watched as the white, bird-like man climbed the steps of the school. Humming some sort of show tune to himself as he went.
"What is that?" scythe asked.
Jezebel was very quiet, a mystified look on her face as the creature was now walking over to them.
"Good evening young lady, a fine afternoon isn't it?" it asked, bowing as it spoke.
"Who the heck is thi-" he was cut off as the creature knocked the wind out of him with its cane.
"FOOL!" it shouted as scythe groaned from his place on the ground.
All the while jezebel had not said a single word, a look of awe now on her face.
"y-you're the holy sword, Excalibur!" jezebel said, hardly stuttering at all.
"Yes, I am indeed the holy sword Excalibur my fair lady. Do you know of my legend?"
"Yes! My dad used to read it to me all the time when I was little!"
This seemed to knock the, bird-man-thing, off guard. For a moment he looked flabbergasted at what he had just heard.
"Well, thank you young lady! It is always good to meet someone who knows my legend!"
"And we care about the legend of some sword because…?" Scythe asked, starting to get up, but he was quickly knocked back down by Excalibur's cane.
"FOOL! My legend began in the-"
"Twelfth century! It was on a Wednesday, no wait Monday, or was it Saturday? Grr, why can't I remember?! Alright it was definitely on a Saturday…" jezebel said as she started to tell Excalibur's tale, which she knew by heart.
The holy sword was bewildered beyond belief, every time he tried to speak she quickly shushed him. After several minutes, the swords patience was wearing incredibly thin.
"WILL YOU-"
"Be quiet, I'm getting to the good part."
That's when the sword finally snapped, he quickly went off in a huff, stalking down the halls. He kept grumbling about meisters, bookworms, rude girls, as he went back to his cave, quickly ending the fairies short lived festivities.
And that's a wrap for this story. Hope you all enjoyed, and hopefully your brains didn't break too badly from Excalibur losing his temper instead of someone else. So I hope you enjoy whatever I write next. See ya!