Hey guys it's SALLY!
Now I know I usually write Twilight stories about everyone's favorite character Sally, but while I was sitting in my bed staring at the ceiling for seven hours I was thinking. It's not fair of me to only share my awesomeness to the Twilight fans, so I decided a long time ago (yesterday) that I would start posting stories in other archives as well. My third story (my first being 'Love's Forbidden Fruit' and 'I Love You But I Don't Exist', both Edalob stories) is going to be about Pokemon! Now it was so hard to pick a Pokemon to use my incredible talents to write about, but I finally decided to write about everyone's favorite Pokemon...Bulbasaur! (I mean after all, he's number one and Sally is DEFINITELY #1 too).
So there you have it, that's Sally's WONDERFUL story behind the story that you're about to read. I know you're excited so I'll only rant on about how awesome I am a little bit longer.
Bella - But Sally, that isn't fair to the readers.
Sally - OMG like shut-up Bella, you're not even in this story!
Bella - Oh sorry Sally, I forgot I'm an idiot and dead. You're a GENIUS.
Sally - Like tell me something I don't know. -Well that's going to be hard. ; )
Well here it is, my first ever Pokemon story! Applause everyone!
Bulbasaur's Monologue by the Genius Behind Sally (aka MrsEdwoodcolongrl)
Chapter One: All Rise to the Podium
Bulbasaur walks over to the podium and takes out his notecards. He is standing in front of a huge audience of Pokemon in some sort of auditorium-(idk, I'm too lazy to write descriptions)
Anywayz, Bulbasaur sits on the podium and puts his mouth up against the microphone (Oh here it COMES!)
"Ahem, Bulba bulba bulbasaur, bulba bulba bulbasaur," Bulbasaur speaks, "Bulba bulba bulbasaur bulbasaur bulba bulb!"
The Pokemon gasp, they could not believe their ears.
"Bulba BULBASAUR BULBA!" Bulbasaur screams, "BULBASAURRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Bulbasaur breathes and eats some grass then he's like "Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] *breathes* Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat] Bulbasaur bulba bulba bulbasaur, Bulbasaur. [rinse and repeat]-BULBASAUR!"
OMG he did not just say that.
But he did. : O
Well, there you have it. Another incredible story written by Sally. So R&R peepz, you know you love me. ; D