The Random Megaman Parody Show
By: Metal Sonic EX
Disclaimer: I do not own the Megaman series. Nor do I own anything else that they might chose to make fun of.
Another fanfic! How fun! Anyways, the way that this fanfic works is that each chapter will be a parody of something else that a certain series of Megaman will do. Just a reminder, I do not own the music used in this fanfic. Other than that, I have nothing to say. So, enjoy the first random Megaman parody!
Parody #1
A Sailor Moon Parody
By: The X series
(X and Zero into the camera's view. X stands on the left, facing the camera, and Zero stands on the right, also looking at the camera.)
(A.N. I haven't seen Sailor Moon in a while, so forgive me if I get stuff wrong.)
X - I am Megaman X.
Zero - And I am Zero.
X - We are the distributors of justice in this town, known as Giga City.
Zero - It is our duty to stop anyone who dares to defy the law.
X - And so…
Zero - In the name of justice…
(X and Zero move their left leg farther to their left and point over their arms.)
X - We will kick your ass!
Zero - Damn straight!
(The setting changes to that of a busy, bustling town.)
Narrator - It was just a normal day in Giga City.
(The gang is sitting in a high-school library. X is on the computer, searching up stuff for a school assignment. Zero is on the opposite side of the room, surrounded by Iris, Alia, and Douglas. Signas is sitting at a table, reading The Catcher In The Rye. Dynamo is on the opposite side of the table, opening a flask of booze. Then he shoves it into his mouth, guzzling down the contents.)
Narrator - Like I said, your typical, normal day in Giga City.
Zero - Now, now, girls. There will be plenty of me to go around. And, Hey! Douglas! What are you doing by me!
Douglas - Aw, come on, Zero! You can't blame me! Your hair… It's so… SHINY!
Zero - Get away from me! I'm warning you!
(For no obvious reason, the 'Warning, warning!' thing from the games is heard by everyone.)
Zero - Okay…
X - Could you guys keep it down please? I'm trying to study over here.
Zero - Sure, I'll stop when Douglas goes… OW!
Douglas - -admiring a hair sample from Zero- SHINY!
Zero - -punches Douglas-
Dynamo - -drunk- I'm so wasted!
Narrator - Yes, sir. It was the perfect day. When, suddenly…
(A crash is heard outside and screams follow shortly afterwards.)
Dynamo - -still drunk- NO! Michael Jackson got someone else!
Zero - No, that is a cry for help!
(More screams are heard)
Zero - As a matter of fact, those are numerous cries for help.
X - Come on, guys! Let's go!
(Everyone runs out of the door, leaving Dynamo and Signas. Zero then runs back inside, grabs Dynamo, and leads him outside.)
Signas - -turns page- I'll be here when you get back.
Narrator - Meanwhile, outside of the school library, our heroes find the last person they ever expect!
X - Sigma!
Narrator - Well, sort of…
Sigma - X. Zero. How nice to see you two again!
Zero - Yeah, too bad we couldn't say the same for you, ass-chin!
Sigma - ……… I AM NOT AN ASS-CHIN!
X - Yeah, you are!
Sigma - NO, I'M NOT!
Dynamo - -still drunk- Yeah, ya are. And, might I say that…
Sigma - I'M NOT AN ASS-CHIN! And, no. You can say that I'm the prettiest thing that you ever saw.
X/Zero - -chanting- ASS-CHIN! ASS-CHIN! ASS-CHIN! ASS-CHIN!
Sigma - ENOUGH! Vile, kill them!
Vile - -smoking- Sorry, boss. I'm on my lunch break.
Sigma - You're a robot! You don't need to eat!
Vile - I do now. -walks away-
X - Come on, Zero! Let's get this ass-chin!
Zero - Right!
(X begins spinning around and when he stops, he has his Ultimate Armor on. Zero spins around and when he stops, his armor becomes black.)
Zero - What the hell!
X - -laughing his head off- You're the sidekick in this parody! The sidekick's outfit never outdoes the main character's.
Metal Sonic EX - Until now……… -turns Zero Night Shade armor into his Absolute Zero armor from Command Mission- Bye now! -leaves-
Zero - -looks like a bat- KICK ASS… CHIN!
Sigma - STOP IT!
Zero - Make me! You can't stop me! I've outdone the main character's outfit!
Sigma - -thinking- SHIT! He's right! I don't have a chance!
Dynamo - -does the spinning thing and emerges with a tutu on- Hey, guys. Guess what?
X - You're gay?
Dynamo - No. I'm sober!
(A girl screams in the distance and the camera cracks)
Sigma - MY GOD! IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! -runs away screaming-
X - ………
Zero - ………
Dynamo - ……… -scratches butt-
Zero - Well, now that that's over, what do you say that… -notices that his fan girls are gone- What in the world?
Narrator - Meanwhile…
Vile - Well, girls. What me to show you what I'd do to Zero if he was here?
Alia/ Iris - -nodding like crazy-
Vile - -chuckles- Good…
Zero - NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Zero throws his clawed hands in the air and rains starts falling)
X - Serves you right for outdoing my costume. -starts walking away-
Zero - Where are you going?
X - Home.
Dynamo - -drunk again- I want a home, where the buffalo roam…
Zero - Mind if I tag along?
X - Not at all.
(X and Zero start walking home, leaving Dynamo dancing around in his tutu as some French tourists walk up and start taking pictures)
Signas - -turns another page- I'm still here waiting for you guys.
Narrator - Meanwhile, elsewhere in town…
Sigma - RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! HE'S SOBER! SOBER! -runs into a busy intersection and gets hits numerous times-
Passerby #1 - Do you think we should call for help?
Passerby #2 - Nah. He was probably a nutcase anyways.
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