Chapter 1 – The Plan XD
"Well this sucks, they defiantly got the wrong guy for this job" Demyx moaned.
"Yeah, why are we on guard duty?" Axel groaned from his left.
"We could have a tea party"
"NO FUCKING WAY!!!"
"Quiet you two" Zexion snapped "it's all his fault anyway" as he said this he jerked a thumb back at the sleeping Roxas.
"What say you we ditch this place?" Demyx shouted out of the blue.
"Oh?"
"No Axel"
"Ooooh… why not?"
"Because it's our fault we're…"
"IT'S HIS FAULT!!!" Axel practically screamed "he threw up on Xemnas"
"Yeah, after forced him to drink 3 X-potions" Demyx laughed
"He deserved it; he kept on hitting on that blonde and…."
"YOU'RE JELOUS!!!"
"AM NOT"
"ARE TOO"
"AM NOT"
"SHUT IT!!" screamed Zexion "we need to get out ideas together. How do we get a shit load of munny? I say we open a bookstore"
"Nobody reads books you dipshit" Axel said
"We could open a gay bar"
blank stares
"What?!"
"No gay bars, what about you Demyx?"
"We could start a band" exclaimed Demyx
blank stares
"What?!?"
"You actually said something smart!" said Zexion
"Try again" Axel squeaked
"Now can we have a tea party?" (Fist + face)
"Now what? We need munny for instruments" said Zexion
"Leave that, to me, but first, I need to get my revenge" Axel said as he turned to Roxas and got out some make-up.
"Why do you have make-up?" Zexion asked… (fist + face)