Moshi moshi! Kida the Freak here! ^.^ Well, first off, this story will basically revolve around oneshots with shopping carts, so don't expect deep, plot-filled storyline. Or smut. No smut here.

Leave me an idea in the reviews, and I might just base a oneshot on it. The only rules are,

1. No original characters

2. The rating cannot be above T, eg., no smut.

3. The idea must involve some sort of shenanigans involving the SnK/AoT characters and shopping carts

Any and all pairings will be accepted.

If your idea is turned into a story, I'll be sure to credit you in the Authors Note at the beginning of every chapter.

Warnings for this Chapter (WftC); swearing, slight Riren/Ereri

"For the last time, Eren, we don't need all these gummy bears." Corporal Levi said exasperatedly, tossing another fistful of candy-filled bags onto the nearest shelf of the grocery story. "We aren't buying to throw a party, we're just picking up for the kitchen staff at headquarters."

Eren gazed longingly at the bags as Levi dragged him and the cart out of aisle 6.

"You're no fun, Corporal…" Eren muttered bitterly.

"What was that?"

"Nothing."

Levi sighed, using all his willpower to not castrate the brat where he stood. Honestly, he was worse than a five-year-old kid, throwing all kinds of sweets in the cart while the corporal had his back turned and whining. Oh, god, the whining! And Mama Mikasa was nowhere in sight to drag Eren away and smother him protectively away from Levi.

Levi pulled the bags of flour from the shelf and tossed them into the cart. A loud 'oof!' rang out, followed by an indignant 'Hey!', and Levi whipped around to find that the brat had somehow managed to cram himself into the cart. The corporal facepalmed.

"Shitty brat, what are you trying to do? Get out, you'll squash the eggs."

Eren gave a sheepish grin, standing up tall in the cart and miraculously evaded the eggs and lettuce head.

"Come on, Levi, live a little!"

"I do live, shithead, that's why I haven't been eaten by a titan yet."

Eren couldn't wipe the smile off of his face, even with the Corporal's insistence he get the fuck down right now, dammit!

"I bet if you pushed the cart while I'm standing, it'd feel like I was on a boat!"

Levi paused, an idea springing into mind.

"Hey, Shitty Glasses! Get over here and push the cart!" Levi called down the aisle as he started to clamber in alongside Eren, an enthusiastic ponytailed brunette rushing to the rescue.

Wheels screeched up and down the grocery store as Hanji Zoe pushed the cart passionately, the two Scouting Legion soldiers in the basket posing like Jack and Rose from Titanic, Levi's hands on Eren's waist, Eren's arms extended to catch the 'wind' rushing by.

"Levi! This is amazing!"

And for once, the corporal's cold expression morphed into a smile. "Only for you, shitty brat."

As they passed by, with an overly-hyper Hanji shouting 'WHEEEEEEEEEEEE' at the top of her lungs, Mikasa glared after Levi from over the table of Krispy Kreme Donuts, fingers subconsciously itching towards the kitchen knives display behind her. Jean cried at Marco's TV Dinner, on sale for half off, and missed the cart going by.

And no other fucks were given that day.

Ahem. Please don't kill me for the Dead Marco joke. I am not a titan, and therefore cannot regenerate. .