I couldn't wait until Christmas, so here is some regular insanity! This is NOT a one-shot, by the way.

I don't own Regular Show. J.G. does.

"Mordecai, are you sure about this?"

"If I wasn't, would we be doing this?"

"Dude, you're crazy. You are completely crazy." The little brown raccoon turned to leave, but a feathered arm held him in place.

"Rigby, you're not going anywhere." The voice the arm belonged to replied. "Don't you trust me?"

"Not really, no." Rigby stared at the blue jay blankly. Thunder rumbled in the distance and lightning lit up the blue jay's face.

"Whatever," Mordecai shrugged before wrenching the locomotive door open. They both climbed inside before gaping at all the controls.

"Which one do you think is the ignition?" Mordecai asked, mouth open.

"Do trains even have ignitions?"

"Dude, I dunno but I WANNA FIND OUT!" Mordecai suddenly reached for a lever and yanked it toward him. "AUGH. The thing's a stick!"

"What, you can't drive a stick?" Rigby asked as he stepped off the steam engine. "Oh well, guess we have to go then."

The train suddenly lurched forward and Mordecai let out a mad scientist laugh. Lightning lit his face to reveal a crazed expression accompanying the laugh. Rigby, who was startled beyond belief, hopped back onto the train as thunder shook his body. Or maybe it was the train.

"Mordecai, you can't be serious about this, man. You've never even liked trains!" Rigby held onto the door as rain began to pelt eveyrthing in sight. Rigby stuck his head out the window and squinted as the rain blew in his face.

They passed a park as Rigby took the blue jay by the shoulders and tried to shake some sense into him. "BENSON'S GONNA BE MORE THAN F*****G PISSED ONCE HE SEES US IN HERE!"

"Who cares what he thinks? If today-"

"YOU DO, YOU IDIOT!" Rigby cut Mordecai off as he started to quote his favorite song. Rigby walked towards the lever Mordecai pulled and begn to push it back to its original spot.

They were passing a field as Mordecai smiled insanely again. He opened the door before the raccoon pushed the lever back. The blue jay took him by the arm and pulled him off the train as they tuck and rolled off the moving train.

Rigby stood up and dusted himself off before looking at the single car as it disappeared from sight. Then he turned to Mordecai, and he was none too happy.

Mordecai was taught not to repeat these words, and Rigby said some things that'd he wouldn't want to repeat anyway, but when Benson came along, whoo boy, it'd be better to skip this scene altogether.

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"Dude, what the H is wrong with you? You could've killed us!"

"Let's not forget you left a train running. This is completely unlike you, Mordecai. I'd expect something from Rigby, but this is too much. Until you can get your senses back, you're both suspended from work. Now get out!" Benson screamed when they had all returned to the house in the park.

Mordecai had always been a good actor, and all of his teachers had told him he should try out for drama. This was one of the only times he could apply such skills to life. He truly was sorry, but he was still excited from the rush of jumping out of a running train.

He had a sad expression on his face, much to Benson and Rigby's suprise. "I'm sorry, guys. I honestly don't know what happened. I swear it won't happen again."

"It better not, 'cause you're off work for a month. You make me sick." Benson added as he left the room with a slam of the door.

After he was sure Benson had gone, Mordecai turned to Rigby, his expression replaced by one of triumph. "That. WAS AWESOME! C'mon, dude, high five!"

Rigby didn't move, but stared at Mordecai for a while.

"Rigby, don't leave me hanging!"

"Idiot," the raccoon muttered as he left the room.

"What just happened?" The blue jay stared blankly at the door. H elooked at his arm, which was now by his side. "He left me hanging."

I like trains BLAAAAAAAARGH1!

BYEZ GUYZ!