The Hobbit: Extended Edition

by Gregreturns

Wendy comes to the decision to ignore Kanye West and spit on defeat. She must do whatever necessary to end all this madness with Photoshop at South Park Elementary, with the help of Stan, who happened to show up at a good time.

1. Chapter 1

The Hobbit: Extended Edition

This is my own extended ending to the most recent episode "The Hobbit". It's not too long, but I hope you like it!

Chapter 1

8.00am. Stan was still asleep, wearing headphones, with Blind Melon's No Rain blaring out. Suddenly his alarm clock went off, waking him up. It was loud enough for him to hear over the music anyway. He reached his hand out of bed, switched it off and pressed stop on his iPod.

After getting dressed and having a bite to eat, he thought to himself "I think I'll take a walk by Stark's Pond, get some fresh air".

"Be careful, Stan!" His mother called. He left the house and began walking across the hill to his destination.

He was still thinking about the day before at school. "Gee, I sure hope Wendy's OK" he wondered. "I heard she broke down when she left the other day. She's been given a lot of grief over this stupid photoshop craze. And Kanye West's such a douche, he needs to mind his own business and keep his ego to himself".

When he reached the pond, he saw a sight that made his stomach drop. There, right in the middle of the pond, was a purple beret he recognised floating on the surface. It only took him a split second to realise what was happening.

"SHIT." He exclaimed.

Stan threw off his coat and took a running jump and dived in with hopes of rescuing his girlfriend.

He swam down through the murky reeds and there she was, her leg caught by one of the aforementioned reeds. Her eyes widened as she was surprised he showed up.

Without wasting any time, he untangled Wendy's foot from the aquatic plant. Using a sharp stone to cut through the reeds around her leg, the two then swam up and shot to the surface of the icy water, gasping for air.

Wendy tried to swim but was weak, so Stan helped carry her to shore. He lay her down on a bank and yelled "WENDY, WHAT THE FUCK?! If I hadn't shown up, you'd have DIED!" His voice was full of shock and he was getting a little teary eyed. "Don't ever do this to me again!"

"I...I'm sorry, Stan" she trembled. "That was a close call dude", she smiled a little.

"C'mon," hurried Stan, "let's get you home and wrapped up, then you can tell me what the hell's going on." He picked her up in his arms and began to run back to his house.