Disclaimer: I don't own the Host club (anime or manga). Kaori, Hikari, Tamiki and Moriko but belong to me... and yes I know I am not creative when it comes to names so leave me alone! .

Chapter One

The new school year has barely started and Class 1-A have already gotten two new students. One had long pink hair with light purple eyes wearing a pink skirt and white button up shirt and the other had long blue hair and light green eyes wearing a blue skirt and white button up shirt.

"Hello, we are Hikari and Kaori Tanaka. It's a pleasure to meet you all." the two said in unison

Everyone was amazed that they said everything together as one but stopped when they realized that they had the same hair color (at the time) and almost the same names as the Hitachiin twins. The twins glared at the two as they took the seats behind them.

"Let me guess, the pink hair is Hikari and the blue hair is Kaori" Hikaru said bluntly

"Wrong!" the two answered

"I'm Kaori" the pink hair one said

"And I'm Hikari" the blue hair one said

"Well, doesn't that just turns our world upside down?" Kaoru asked

"Then I'm guessing your name starts with a K" Hikari asked the boy hair boy and turned to the pink hair boy "And your name starts with an H"

"Well technically a K will still be a K upside down and so will an H. So the pink could be a K and the blue one could be an H" Kaori explained

"That would be a good point but you're completely wrong. Hikari was right" Kaoru added

"Oh~! So you mean that your world is upside down because we are different but the same?" Kaori asked

"Yes, no one thinks the same way as you" Hikari said to Kaori

"Well if you think about it, it's possible!" Kaori said

The two girls continued to discuss about it while he Hitachiin twins just turned back to the class and started to listen to the lesson.

When class was over everyone in the class room ran off. The boys ran off to sports and other activities while the girls ran off to some place in the school. But Hikari and Kaori just sat there for a few minutes.

"We're alone again" Kaori said sadly

"It's alright. We will always have each other" Hikari said

The two of them then walked out of the class room holding each other's hand, making sure they don't lose each other. They continued to walk until they reached a room where they heard a group of girls talking. Kaori got curious so she dragged Hikari to the door and they opened it together. They then saw the Hitachiin twins on each other.

"They're gay? Gay brothers?" They asked together

"Don't say that about the Hitachiin twins!" one of the many fan girls said

Hikari was about to say something but suddenly a blonde guy with bright purple eyes popped up from behind them. Everyone knew him as Tamaki Suoh.

"Do we have new customers?" Tamaki asked them

"Customers? For what?" the two asked

"For the host club of course" Tamaki said with a smile

"Then no" the two said bluntly

When Tamaki heard how blunt their answer was he ran to his emo corner. The two girls just looked at him until a mob of fan girls started to yell at them.

"You just made Tamaki upset with your careless words!" a fan girl said to them

"Careless words? We only said two words to him!" Hikari yelled

"Yea! And those two words make him go there" a fan girl said pointing to his emo corner

The two girls then looked at each other with an idea and evil grin. They walked over to Tamaki's depressed corner and looked at him.

"NO! NO! NO!" the two of them said over and over causing Tamaki to become more depressed

As the two continue to make Tamaki more and more depressed Haruhi walked into the room and looked at Hikari and Kaori.

"What's going on here?" Haruhi asked

"The two new twins are upsetting Tamaki" Hikaru answered

The two Tanaka girls then looked at each other curiously thinking about what Hikaru just said.

"Twins?" they questioned "We're not twins. We aren't ever related"

"What!" everyone asked

"Is that true Kyoya" Tamaki asked the tall black head with glasses

"... I have no information on them..." Kyoya said shocked

"WHAT?" everyone said

"How could you have no information on them!" Kaoru asked

"You have information on everyone!" Hikaru added

"But there's nothing on them on the school's account" Kyoya said

"There's a reason for that" Hikari said

"We don't like the fact that some students could see our stuff without asking" Kaori said

"That's why we asked Mr. Suoh if he doesn't show anything about us" Hikari added

Everyone was shocked that Kyoya had nothing but they were even more shocked at the fact that they weren't twins. They act alike, speak alike and somewhat looked alike. No one was able to believe the facts, so no one did.

"You two are lying aren't you?" Hikaru asked

"Nope" Kaori answered

"You're not even related?" Kaoru asked

"Nope" Hikari answered

"Not even as cousins?" Tamaki asked

"No. Now stop asking!" they yelled

"It's so weird how you two do that" a girl with long brown hair and dark blue eyes with a female school uniform said popping out of no where

Kaori and Hikari jumped from the girl coming out of nowhere while everyone else just looked at her with a surprised look.

"Who are you? Are you another customer?" Tamaki asked

"No but I will be your rival soon. After I get everything I need" the girl said

"Everything you need?" the Hitachiin twins asked

"Yep!" the girl said with a smile then looked at the Tanaka girls

Hikari and Kaori saw her looking at them and they looked at each other. At first they had no idea what she was talking about until they put the words together. Suddenly it clicked and they turned back to the girl.

"No!" they yelled

"I didn't even get to ask you!" the girl whined

"No!" they yelled again

"But you're perfect for the parts!" the girl said

"No means no!" they yelled

"Please!" the girl begged

"What are they talking about?" Hani asked cutely

"We have no idea" the rest of the hosts answered

"I do!" a girl with long blonde hair and light blue hair wearing a green one shoulder shirt and white shorts said

"Moriko? What are you doing in the host club?" Kaoru asked

"Moriko? As in the Hitachiin's cousin?" Haruhi asked

"Yep! That's me! I'm just following Tamiki since we're starting a club together... well, if we get the Tanaka sisters to join" Moriko said

"We're not sisters and we're not joining!" they yelled

"But you're the only ones that can do the job!" Moriko said

"What job?" Tamaki asked

"Didn't you hear? The chairman let us open up a Hostess club" Tamiki explained

"What?" the host club asked in shock

"Why!" Tamaki questioned

"He agreed with me that it was unfair for the boys if there's nothing for them and their love lives" Tamiki said with a smile

"Oh~!" everyone said

"But why do you need us?" Hikari asked

"So that you could be our Hitachiins!" Tamiki and Moriko said happily

"But we're not sisters... or gay" Kaori said

"Which is pretty sad" Hikari said

"I know! And I thought that the blue hair one was cute until I found out about his boyfriend" Kaori said with a pout

"We're not g-" Hikaru started until Kaoru covered his mouth

"Yea, It's too bad" Kaoru said

Hikaru had no idea what Kaoru was up to so he pulled him to the side and tried to figure out what he was planning.

"Why are you telling them we're gay?" Hikaru asked

"Well girls trust gay guys more than normal guys, right? If we became friends with them then we can find information on them and see what they are hiding" Kaoru explained

"Why do you think they're hiding things?"

"Why else would they want to hide their information from the school?"

"...True"

Kaoru and Hikaru then returned to the group and acted like nothing happened. Suddenly Hikaru remembered what Kaori said.

"Wait! Why did you only say that Kaoru was cute? What about me? We are TWINS" Hikaru said

"You're twins?" they asked

"You two don't even look alike" Kaori pointed out

"Really? They do to me" Tamiki said staring at the Hitachiin twins

"Well, they do look like a little alike. But there's something about them that kind of makes them completely different" Hikari explained

"That still doesn't answer my question..." Hikaru said

Kaori and Hikari looked at each other and said "He doesn't look like a hard headed bully like you, which makes him cuter"

Kaoru then burst out laughing while Hikaru was shocked about the fact that they actually called him that. No matter what Hikaru says about the comment Kaoru knew it was right on the spot... well besides the bully part. That can be put up for debate.

When that was done and over with Hikari and Koari headed home still thinking about what Tamiki told them after school.

*Flash Back*

"Why should we join the hostess club of yours?" Hikari questioned

"It will let you meet new people and you can even find love from it" Tamiki answered

"That's very unlikely" Kaori said

"No it's not! Its possible!" Tamiki said

"We're not even interested in finding love" Hikari said

"Then you could make more friends" Tamiki said

"Friends?" they asked

"You don't have friends?" Tamiki asked unable to believe it

"What kind of question is that?" Hikari asked with anger

"We have friends, just not a lot of them" Kaoru said

"It's not really your business in the first place" Hikari said and walked off with Kaori following her

"Just think about it!" Tamiki yelled

*End*

That part continued to play over and over while Hikari and Kaori thought about the answer to Tamiki's request.

"I think we should do it" Kaoru said

"Why?" Hikari questioned

"It'll kill time... and we'll have more people to prank"

"...then maybe. It all depends on my mood tomorrow I guess"

This chapter is very long but the other will be smaller. Same rules from the other story. Three comments/reviews then I will post up the next chapter... I quit the other story since no one really read it (if anyone was wondering)