THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA

The one when they all go to the magic place through the furniture thingy

The logo of Walt Disney is illuminated by the star. Sadly though, it flies to low and crashes into the Disney castle. Flames and smoke obliterate the screen.

Scene 1.

Bombs drop ect.

Meanwhile 13 year old Edmund Pevensie is trying to have staring contests with the Germans in the planes; however, his mother stops him with "Edmund! What did I tell you! The Nazis will never be able to bomb Flanders' house when there concentrating on you! PETER! THE SHELTER!!

Enters Peter, who tries to pull Edmund away from the window, they run off stage. There is a crashing sound followed by Yells such as "I say Ed! Watch out for the randomly placed Cactus plant!" (YOOOOWWWWWCCCHHH!!!) And "I say Ed! Do be careful of the extra-concentrated Sulphuric acid that just happens to be in front of us!" (OW MY-!)

"WATCH OUT FOR THE GIANT PIANO!!!" (THUMP! BASH! DOOIIINNNGGGGGG!!!)

Meanwhile, Susan finds sweet, innocent, 9 year old Lucy, who is in the middle of watching a boxing match on a Sony TV. She is yelling cute innocent things like "FOR GODS SAKE! PUNCH HARDER! SMASH HIS FACE IN!! TEAR THE SPINAL TISSUE! AIM FOR THE WINDPIPE YOU BAR-"

"Lucy come on!" she dragged Lucy away, who was now biting her sister's hands in a desperate attempt to stay with the beloved T.V. They headed for the shelter.

By this time, Peter and Edmund are arguing, and as you do, have gotten hold of huge chainsaws and mallets and are attempting to settle things.

"You're fat!" Edmund yelled across the room

"Your name sucks!" Peter replied

"WELL!" (long pause) "you're a little fairy-boy!"

For a while, Peter was speechless, and then with great effort he forced his incredulous face to his brother's. "What did you s-?"

Susan who was fighting the losing battle of keeping the peace "Please don't argue!"

Edmund and Peter: WHY NOT?

"Just trying to help!" she replied, a reproachful note in her voice

"Can we get on n-?" asked Lucy

"SHUT UP!" yelled Susan, Edmund and Peter.

"FINE! I'll show you!" Glaring at them, she whispered into Peter's ear, his eyes widened suddenly.

"EDMUND! WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!!"

"Oh crap……"Edmund gulped and hastily tried to run for it while Peter puffed himself up furiously." FOR THE LAST TIME IT'S A MULLET! - "

"EVERYONE...SHUT UP!!!!"

It was Susan. Everyone immediately froze and turned to look at her, Peter who is about to hit Edmund with a mallet….Edmund who is about to him in the groin area and Lucy who was about to throw a hand grenade.

"Erm, Lucy, where'd you get a hand-grenade from??" asked the cameraman sounding as if he'd rather not know. Lucy just quickly muttered a denial while trying to kick her "Mini Murder-kit (For all your homicidal needs)" behind a chair.

"This is really immature, "said Susan in her grown up voice. "Everyone stop it and get back to character."

Peter and Edmund hurriedly apologised and, after checking that the air-raids were over, left the shelter, Lucy however, checked no one was looking, and then pocketed Peter's dropped mallet.