Author's Note: HERE IT IS! The traditional Christmas songfic!
We're really sorry it's been so long since anything has been updated, for those of you who read our other fics. We've been swamped in things to do, but we're getting there. So in the meantime, we hope you enjoy this!
Note: The song is to the tune of "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"
DISCLAIMER: We do not own the characters of Fruits Basket or the song "Grandma got run over by a reindeer".
A Sohma Christmas
Everyone was coming in for the banquet, talking loudly when Shigure cleared his throat.
"Ahem."
Everyone ignored him.
"Ahem!"
They continued with their conversations.
"AHEM!!"
The chatters slowly died away as first Ayame, then everyone else fell silent.
"I have a song for you all in commemoration of the first ever Sohma Christmas!"
Shigure drew a deep breath and most of his audience groaned.
Akito got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from my house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Kyo, we believe.
("Don't drag me into this, you mutt!") - Kyo
He'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And I begged him not to go.
But he forgot to bring Kureno,
And he staggered out the door into the snow.
("Did he spike the eggnog?") – Yuki
When we found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on his back.
("That must hurt!") – Momiji
Akito got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from my house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Yuki, we believe.
("Don't lower me to your level.") – Yuki
Now we're all so proud of Tori,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there getting angry,
Bossing Aaya around and hitting me.
("How else would I take it?") – Hatori
It's not New Years without Akito.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we all can't help but wonder
Should we let Kyo in or lock him out.
("LOCK HIM OUT!") – Yuki
Akito got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from my house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Tori, we believe.
("Not even close.") - Hatori
Now the banquet's on the table.
And the curry (without pickles!)
And there's still no sign of Kyo
But it's not as though anyone complains.
("Shut up, damn mutt!") – Kyo
I've warned all my friends and neighbors,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
("You don't have a license…") – Hatori
Sing it, Shii-chan!
Akito got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from my house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me an' Aaya, we believe.
("Yes we do!") – Ayame
"Ok, I'm done now…." Shigure grinned.
"Good." Hatori sighed. "Now sit down, you idiot!"