Ok, so this is just a little VERY RANDOM story. How Voldemort was born, and how Harry Potter should've have ended. ENJOY! (WARNING: .Random. And... yeah. You're NOT supposed to like it. If you do like it anyway, YOU'RE AWESOME xD)
READ IT PEOPLE!
Let's see. Hmm. Umm. XD. O. This is going well, very original, very original indeed xD. O. O? That's a word?
Once Upon A Time There Lived A Magical Long Cat Who Was A Lion With No Tail And Sadly No Brains. So He Just Wanted To Get Some Fishsticks And Tried To Swim Across Mud, But He Didn't Have Any Brains. He Turned Into A UNICORN! And All Unicorns Have Brains.
The Unicorn Was Hot Obsessed With iCe-Cream And Gummy Bears. He Sat On Some Tacos And Then He Ate Them. The UNICORN WAS MAD, FURIOUS And Turned Into An Evil Unicorn. TEAR TEAR. HE THREW All His Gum Away And Melted All OF His ICE CREAM. (:O). Then From The Sky A Cow Fell On Him The Cow Went Moo! And Turned The Evil Unicorn Into Voldemort (random xD) (Oh snap).
The Unicorn Had No Nose But He Had A Magic Stick And Turned The Cow Into A Warm Fuzzy Sheep. Hairy. Indeed It Was A Sheep BUT Somehow It Turned Into Stone With A Scar On It. But Then Harry Potter Came And Threw The Rock Out Of The Window. Then He And Voldemort Looked At Each Other And Harry Turned Voldemort Into A Woman.
( A what now...?) (A WOMAN xD) (You know... female) (I KNOW what it is) (It's Voldemortina now) (ROFLOL) (Write something xDD) (I'll never be able to look at him the same way) (Like what Gummy?) (Ok, I'll end the story xD)
And They (Aww) Got Enganged And Then Married And They Lived Happily Ever After Then Had Kids Turned Them Into Unicorns And
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8:50 Seggum Died. The End.
8:50 ForeverObssesed END
8:50 ForeverObssesed WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO