This is my story. I made it at 1130 at night and in pretty much utter madness. i put it under alice in wonderland cause it does involve a mad hatter! O wells i hope you do like this story. Please dont flame this story cause it really wasnt supposed to be anything more then a joke and to have some fun reading it!

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Would you like some more tea?
Yes I would why do you ask?
Because Im curious about when I should stop pouring your tea.
O any time will be good!
Really
yes, yes you shall stop anytime now
ok fine, one lump or 2?
I would prefer 5 lumps of sugar in my tea!
Well then wouldn't it just be easier to eat the sugar?
No, no, no I need some form of liquid!
Well you know that sugar is bad for you!
Well fine don't give me the sugar. I HATE YOU
Fine ill only eat 3 sugar cubes!
What about your tea?
What tea?
The tea with the sugar in it!
What I never drink tea!!!
Sure you do you just wanted me to give you 5 lumps of sugar!
Yes but without the tea
without the tea?
Yes without the tea!
Ok fine!
How many sugar cubes?
O I would only like 5 sugar cubes
HANDS SUGAR CUBES
Yumm sugar cubes are good!
Yes I know they are!
Well then what's the problem?
There is no problem here?
Well then what are we talking about?
You birthday!
My birthday?
Yes your birthday!
It's my birthday?
Yes and it's my unbirthday!
Is it?
Yes of course it is for ever 1 regular birthday you have you have 364 unbirthday's!
Fine happy unbirthday!
Thank you happy birthday!
Thank you happy unbirthday!
What's an unbirthday?
I just told you!
Did you?
Yes I did!
No you didn't!
Happy unbirthday to you!
To me?
Happy unbirthday to me!
To you?
Happy unbirthday to us!
To us!
Happy unbirthday to you!!!
Why thank you I think ill buy you a hat!
A hat?
Yes a hat!
GOES TO STORE WITH EQUALLY CRAZY SALESMAN
Hello I would like a hat!
What color?
A blue hat I think!
A blue hat you look more like a pink hat!
No I want a blue hat!
No, no, no I want a red hat but I don't have one just like magic!
Sure you do!
No, no I don't
Yes you do!
Sure and if I have a red hat I suppose elves are real?
Yes elves are real, hippos aren't real! Leprechauns are real humans aren't! Unicorns are real and computers aren't!!!
Yes I suppose that's true!
Well will you give me a red hat?
No you wanted green!
No I wanted green you wanted red and the unicorn over there wanted blue!
NO I wanted a green hat!
NO! NO! NO! I'll get a yellow hat with bright green polka dots!
I don't have any of those in stock!
Sure you do your wearing one for heaven sakes!!!!
NO I am not wearing an actual hat you can't buy this is only a display model!
No, no, no if that's the display model where are the real ones?
I don't have any!
Well ill buy yours!
No then I won't have a hat!
Yes but you don't need a hat!
Sure I do!
Ok fine ill buy a red one then give that one to you then ill give me your yellow one!!!
Ok fine but then the unicorn doesn't have a hat!
The unicorn doesn't need a hat!
Sure he does what if the humans see a unicorn they will go crazy but if they see a horse wearing a hat they wont go crazy!!!
OK FINE ILL GO AND BUY 2 HATS!!!!
BUYS HATS AND RETURNS TO TEA PARTY AND GIVES THE HAT TO THE OTHER PERSON!

THE END!!!
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theres you have it! written in 3 mins at 1130 saturday night in complete insanity