Hiya! I havn't wrote a story on here in over a year now but I thought I would. I am totally obsessed with South Park at the moment lol so I thought I would write a story about it. I do not own South Park, it belongs to Matt Stone and Trey Parker (and comedy central). Well anyway, enjoy x

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LOVE, TEARS AND LAUGHTER

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Stan Marsh walked into school as he did everyday with his best friend Kyle Brovlofski. They stood in the hallway by their lockers talking about their weekend.

"No way! How did you find that out!" asked the raven haired boy grinning.

"Kenny told me! Awesome huh!" said Kyle excitedly.

At that very moment, their good friend Leopold "Butters" Stotch walked up to them.

"Hey fellas!" said Butters with a cheery smile.

"Hey Butters" replied Stan and Kyle in unison.

Kyle and Stan had big smiles on their faces and were struggling not to laugh.

"Wh-What is it you guys?" he stuttered, nervously rubbing his knuckles together.

"Didn't you hear!" blurted Kyle.

"Hear a-about what?" asked Butters in a confused tone.

"Well, Cartman was apparently arrested!!!" replied Kyle happily, "Serves him right, the fat asshole!"

Stan laughed softly and was about to agree but the sound of the school bell interrupted him.

"Wow! That's real cool guys. Anyway, I sh-should head to my class now, I don't wanna be tardy again" said Butters as he began to rush off to Maths.

"I wonder why he was arrested, I hope Kenny's not absent today! I really want to know!!" exclaimed Kyle, still grinning from ear to ear.

Stan smiled as they began to walk down the corridor to science class.

"Yesss!" hissed Kyle as they entered the room. Stan wondered what he was so happy about and looked round the classroom. He almost immediately knew why Kyle was so happy, Cartman was nowhere to be seen. Kenny was fidgeting in his seat and waving at the two boys.

"Well?!? Tell us!" whispered Stan as he and his friend sat down in their usual seats either side of Kenny. Kenny chuckled and began scribbling on a piece of paper. Kenny always wrote notes to Stan and Kyle because nobody could hear him when he whispered with his normal orange parka on. He quickly passed the note to Stan who read it straight away.

Fatass is in Jail! Hahahaha! He got busted for shoplifting again! What a dumbass. They say he will be in there for a few days while they interview him and talk to his mom etc. He's getting a fine and everything!!!

Kenny.

P.S. Dude have you SEEN Heidi today!! Hottttttttttt! Lol

Stan smiled to himself and quickly handed the note to Kyle. He watched as Kyles lips broke into a smile and began writing something on the piece of paper. Kyle passed the note back to Kenny and Stan peered over his shoulder so he could read the note too.

No I haven't seen her yet you perv, lol. How did you find out about all of this anyway?

Kyle

Kenny began writing and slipped the note back to Kyle,

Well, Cartman's mom was already on her way but they said they wanted to see a friend too. God knows how that is gonna help, damn Barbrady is a retard lol. They called me (you two were out) and asked me if he did it regularly etc. Obviously I said yes! Haha :D

Kenny

Kyle passed it to Stan who smiled and safely tucked it away in his bag before Mrs/Mr Garrison saw the note. Mr Garrison had been teaching 9th grade for a while now. Stan's mind wandered off to when they were 9 and had Mr Garrison. He remembered all the jokes they had played on him and quietly laughed to himself. He was brought back to real life when Kyle whispered to Kenny,

"How long d'you think Cartman will be in Jail for?"

Kenny shrugged his shoulders. Cartman had always been mean, since the day they had met. He had always been fat too. He hadn't matured at all scince 4th grade and probably wasn't planning too.

Suddenly, Wendy Testaburger rushed into the room breathing deeply.

"Sorry Mrs Garrison. I-I…" she trailed off and handed him/her (He was now a woman?) a note. Stan watched as Wendy sat down in her seat one row in front of him. He got butterflies as he watched her flick her long black hair behind her and pick up her pencil. He couldn't help noticing that her makeup was smudged, as if she had been crying. She started wearing make up in 7th grade and Stan thought she looked even prettier with it on…if it was possible. He wondered why she was late. She was never late. He shook away the thought and opened his textbook.

Later that day at the end of school Stan walked up to his locker as he normally did to find Kenny and Kyle quietly talking to each other. They looked concerned and stopped talking as Stan arrived.

"Hey guys, what were you talking about?" asked Stan casually.

"Urm…nothing" came Kenny's muffled reply.

"Kkkk…" said Stan raising an eyebrow.

He took out his books, closed his locker door shut and turned around when something caught his eye. Wendy was against her locker with her face buried in her hands. Stan could tell she was crying and felt deeply concerned. He still had feelings for her, he refused to admit it but he had liked her ever since she dumped him for Token. He couldn't help feeling worried and managed to fight the urge to give her a hug. Her best friend Bebe Stevens was by her side with an arm round her, softly talking to her and trying her best to cheer her up. Bebe sighed and flicked her curly blonde hair out of her eyes. She noticed Stan staring and began walking over to him. It took him a moment to realize he had been staring and he quickly looked away. Bebe stood infront of him and smiled, she thought it was cute how he still liked Wendy. He stood looking at the floor, his face almost as red as Kyle's hair.

"Hi" said Bebe.

Stan was forced to look up and politely smiled.

"You wanna know something…" said Bebe with a sweet smile, "You'll like it"