A/N: Though I have not written a story in quite some time, I needed to write this one story for Meru viciously dared me to. Alas alas.... Have fun reading, Meru. ;) To everyone else, don't be too disgusted, as I am.

Donald sat staring over at his partner. His droopy black ears, his long snout, and his button eyes made Donald want him all over again. The night before had been a wonderful experience for both of them. They both wanted more of it, but nothing could be done while Sora was awake. He didn't seem to suspect anything. He was too busy thinking of Kairi. Goofy also could not wait for the night to come upon them. He wanted Donald's tail feathers inside of him again. He wanted to feel his saliva dripping on his head. He wanted his fangs to gnaw upon his ears. Sora could not believe the silence of his friends. They had not talked to him or to each other all day. He wondered what could happening between them so that they would not even talk. However, out of nowhere, Donald cried, "Goofy, I need to speak with you in private." Sora just thought that they must want to talk about an argument that they'd had. "Yes, Donald, I want to talk to you too." Goofy and Donald ran behind a barrel that was only a few feet away from where Sora was standing. Immediately their clothes were ripped off and thrown in odd directions. Sora saw this but thought nothing of it.... nobody knows why. Donald turned around and stuck his tail feathers inside of Goofy's mouth. Goofy sucked and played with them with his juicy tongue. When he pulled away, several of the feathers had been pulled out. Goofy, enjoying the taste of them, chewed and swallowed. *Crunch Crunch* went the feathers. When he had finished consuming them, he erected his ear and stuck it inside of Donald (you need not know where). Donald moaned. Sora heard this moan and thought that his friends were in trouble, so he went to see what the trouble was. Behind the barrel, Sora's innocence was left, and he cried at what he saw and ran away screaming "KAIRI". Donald and Goofy did not care, for they were in too much pleasure. Good for them. Goofy moved his ear around inside of Donald and Donald moaned louder. Suddenly, they were pulled apart by King Mickey and killed on the spot. The End.