I was bored with a computer and this song on my mind. so this happened. Eh, i think it's funny.

Look up the song. it's Touch a Touch a touch me. so yeah

(Zim)
I was feeling done in
Couldn't win.
I'd only ever lost before.

(Skoodge)
You mean he...
(Computer)
Uh-huh.

(Zim)
I felt there's no use getting
Into heavy petting
It only leads to PAIN and (shudder) The Wetting.
Now all I want to know
Is how to go
I've tasted the Dib's blood (Evil smile) and I want more

(Computer & Skoodge)
More! More! More!

(Zim)
He'll put up no resistance
I want to concur the distance
I've got an itch to scratch
I need assistance

(Zim)
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the STUPID EARTH.

Then if anything grows (chuckle)
While you fight my touches
I'll oil you up and drop you down

(Computer & Skoodge)
Down! Down! Down!

(Zim)
And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction
You need a friendly claw
Oh, I need action

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the STUPID EARTH

(Skoodge)
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch him
(Computer)
He wanna be dirty
(Skoodge)
Thrill him, chill him, fulfill him
(Computer)
Creature of the STUPID EARTH

(Zim)

Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the STUPID EARTH

(Rocky) Creature of the STUPID EARTH
(Brad) Creature of the STUPID EARTH

(Gir) Creature of the STUPID EARTH
(Computer) Creature of the STUPID EARTH
(Mini Moose) Squeek
(Skoodge) Creature of the STUPID EARTH
(TAK???) Creature of the STUPID EARTH
(Zim) Creature of the STUPID EARTH huh!

Dib sat up screaming at the freaky Rocky Horror Picture Show dream that he just had. It was horrible! It was mentally scarring! It was . . . kind of hot. Dib wondered if Zim would really look that good in a corset. He began to drool a little at the image. Damn. That was pretty hot.

Unknown in a house a few blocks away was a VERY dark red Zim as his eyes were glued to his, Human Mind Reader. The image was curently himself in a black corset as the Dib human's arms were wrapped around him from behind while he kissed a path up his neck as the Dib's hands sank lower on Zim's hips.

Zim passed out. With a goofy smile on his face.