GET YOUR INNOCENCE ON!
A fail YGOxDGM yaoi crossover. Enjoy.
Cast List (just in case you actually cared)
Allen – Yugi
Lavi – Joey
Kanda – Tristan
Lenalee – Tea
Tyki – Bakura
DISCLAIMER:***I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or -Man. And I don't think anyone really wants to own this piece of work.***
WARNING: CRACK FIC. THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. COME ON FOLKS, ITS ALL IN GOOD FUN.
With that, let's get this show on the road.
Theme: Homosexual Card Games.
Season 1 Episode 113: Evil Sprit of the Ring: DGM Style: With more Yaoi: And swearing: And just a whole lot of 4kid's worst nightmares come alive.
Suddenly, the atmosphere around the group shifted. A darker tone fell upon them.
"Who are you, and what have you done with Tyki?!" Allen asked, almost terrified to learn the answer. Then again, he'd only known Tyki for a whole of ten minutes before he turned evil.
Tyki lit a cigarette and pushed back his thick curly hair. He took a drag before answering Allen, "I thought it would be more fun if I raised the stakes a bit. Seeing as I already know you can beat me at regular cards; I decided we should play a shadow game."
This wasn't sounding good to Allen.
I'm the king of Card Games. Pull yourself together! Remember when in doubt, cheat.
"Alright Tyki, I accept your challenge … since we are in the Shadow Realm anyway, might as well have fun with it." Allen looked around; all he could see was a tree stump in front of him.
"That's just what I wanted to hear," Tyki could feel his Noah side taking complete control, "Let's add another bar if you're so willing." Tyki let out a slight cough and lowered his voice, "The winner gets to *cough* have a lemon scene with the loser. *cough*"
"Umm, sorry, but I didn't quite catch that last part…"
"GAME START!" Tyki said holding back an evil chuckle, "Soon your innocence will be mine!"
"Good luck with that one … whoever you are." Allen was having second thoughts about duelling this freak.
Allen and the new evil Tyki both shuffled their cards. Allen was trying to understand his opponent, meanwhile Tyki was thinking of the best way to get Allen out of those pants.
"I play one card face down –" Allen said, placing a card on the field.
"I'll play you face down." Tyki grinned at Allen.
"And I'll ignore that comment."
"FUCK YOU, MOYASHI!" Kanda yelled, hopping out from under the face down card. "I am NOT the uke! Take this you bastard! Mugen, go!"
Kanda attacked Allen's Life Points directly.
Suddenly, a panel holding up giant numbers descended from the ceiling. Tyki's still read "5000" and Allen's dropped down to "3200".
Allen stared in shock at his lost Life Points.
"What was that for Ba-Kanda?! Why are you so bloody stupid!?"
"We'll it's your fault for playing me … fuck. I hate this." Kanda crossed his arms and walked back to his place on the board.
If Tyki was surprised by Kanda's outburst, he hid it well.
"Say Allen, who's your little friend? He sure looks tough, but can he handle this? I play the White Top Hat face up." Tyki looked directly at Allen with a sinister smile, "Go Top Hat. Kill Allen's friend; then it can be just you and me again, Allen. I don't like to share."
Allen could not answer to that; and Kanda was just horrified.
The White Top Hat turned his gleaming smile towards Kanda. "Heehee. Come and play, little exorcist ."
"No way in Hell," was Kanda's only answer.
The White Top Hat pulled a sword out from behind him, and without moving his feet he pointed it at Kanda and fired. A white light came out of the end hitting Kanda square in the chest.
"Kanda! Run you moron!" Allen yelled at the small version of his friend.
"Moyashi. You fucking id-" But Kanda was cut off before he could finish; his image shattering into thousands of pieces.
"Aww poor little card. Guess he wasn't so strong after all. Now it's in the graveyard with your friend's soul trapped within. But you have to admit; with him gone, we can get a lot closer Allen." Tyki said leaning on the game board.
Allen had just about had enough of Tyki's remarks, "Where is he?"
"Do you even listen? He's in the fucking graveyard. And I just said this,"
"But Kanda can't be gone …"
Tyki sighed, "Get over it. You two weren't going anywhere anyway. Our love, however, will prevail!"
Allen looked down at the other cards in his hand. I just got to win. If Tyki beats me … lets not even consider that one.
"I play Flame Swordsman, in attack mode!"
"Why am I the Flame Swordsman … I wanted to be Red Eyes Bl– HOLY SHIT! WHERE AM I? WHY IS ALLEN HUGE? IS THAT A GIANT TYKI? WHAT THE FU—"
"Lavi! Calm down. We're playing a Shadow Game against Tyki, and we need to win."
"Why what happens if we lose?" Lavi said, already over his initial shock.
Tyki laughed at Lavi's question, "How about you stick around and you'll find out."
Lavi let a dramatic sweat drop fall beside his head, "Let's just win, okay Allen?"
"Sounds good to me, Lavi." Allen said with a smile.
"Hey knock it off, you! Allen is mine!" Tyki took a quick glance at his cards.
"Here, the perfect card. Oh, Road~!"
Tyki played Road Camelot in attack mode.
"Look, Road! I got you a Lavi to play with. Now run along, I got my own toy to get back to."
Road walked out from her card. She hopped onto her umbrella Lero, and floated close to the White Top Hat.
"Eaaaarrrlll! Why is Tyki so big? And why is Allen his!? That's not fair. Earl!! Make Tyki say he's sorry!" Road whined.
"Now Road, I told you to play with that bunny over there. Be good, or I'll send you to the graveyard again." Tyki's glare was enough to shut Road up.
"I've had enough of this! FLAME SWORDSMAN ATTACK! Or something like that!" Lavi yelled running straight for the White Top Hat.
Lavi defeated the White Top Hat. Tyki's Life Points were lowered.
"That's it. I'm done fucking around … but not with you, Allen," Tyki added with a wink. Allen shuddered.
"I play Monster Reborn. Kanda, come back from the graveyard! And Tyki please keep your comments to yourself."
"Oh, you don't mean that." Tyki said taking another drag from his cigarette.
"-iot! Wait what?" Kanda said now standing back on the board.
"Yuu-chan!"
"Fuck."
Tyki wasn't impressed by Allen's move. "You brought him back?! Seriously?"
"Fuck you." Kanda spat.
Allen looked down at his friends and back up to Tyki, "Of course I brought Kanda back, he can last this whole battle!"
"I can last all night. What's your point?"
Kanda was getting more and more pissed off with this duel with each passing second. It didn't help that Lavi was now hanging on his arm.
"Can we move it along here? We all know you want to fuck Allen."
"Yuu-chan! We need to protect Allen!"
"Che. Yeah, right."
"Hey! I'm the one duelling here! You're just a card, Kanda!" Allen said, crossing his arms, "By the way … if you're all cards, does that mean that Lenalee's a card too?"
The trio looked at each other, all thinking the same thing.
"We can't let her be around Tyki."
Lavi swung his hammer-sword over his shoulder. "I guess we're going to have to win before her card gets played."
Across the board Road yawned, "Tyki, can I kill them all now?"
"In a second, I need to break up the love fest with a sexy line first."
Tyki placed a card face down on the field. He looked at it, as if considering the possibilities. "I play my face down trap card! Just desserts!"
Suddenly, a giant hand came out of the card and grabbed Allen.
"What the—" Allen yelled before the hand clamped over his mouth.
"Personally, I wouldn't mind mine with some whip cream, but that's just me." Tyki said with a smile.
Allen's Life Points were lowered by five hundred.
"The fuck was that card?" Kanda said looking up at Allen, who was recovering from the attack.
"I think it's called S&M, Yuu." Lavi stated.
Kanda gave Lavi a sideways glance, "Thanks fucking tips."
Tyki let out an evil laugh he had been holding in the whole time, "Now Allen. It's your move."
TO BE CONTINUED!
A super special awesome mention needs to go to Crimson-Moon-Beams and DawnPhoenix, without whom this whould not be possible. And all that sappy goodness.
Hopefully I'll actually continue this, it was buckets of fun to write!
Alchemist.