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Dear diary,

Many say I'm a sucker for romance. That may be true, but I still put a lot of faith in my ability to see the True Love blossoming between my Nakama, even before they see it themselves. My proudest moments are when I am getting a couple together. When I see Bisca and Alzack's little girl, Asuka, I smile to myself, for she wouldn't exist if not for me. Playing God with my friends' hearts and relationships is my favorite way to spend my time.

For example, once, I told Lucy about Natsu's obvious feelings for her. She freaked out and when he asked to talk to her, she freaked out and ran home to get dressed. To quote my exceed friend, Happy, "They liiike each other!"

Another couple is obviously blossoming as well. Gajeel and Levy. Those opposite personalities suit each other so well, and so do their heights. Levy is the only one Gajeel trusts to support him. They must get together!

And of course, there's Gray and Juvia. Although a bit one-sided, I still see a lot of potential in this pairing. Soon, Gray will no doubt succumb to the bottomless reservoir that is Juvia's love, and they will get married and have seven beautiful children, and I will be godmother to their firstborn.

Yes, I have my comrades' lives planned out. And if they don't follow my script exactly, I will personally use my demon soul takeover and rip the life from their trembling bodies. ^_^

But sometimes, I feel lonely. I'm surrounded by so much love, and no one has shown such affection to me.. Am I destined to be alone, planning out my Nakamas' love life's all by myself?

I have to go, Erza is demanding strawberry cake and I don't want her to destroy the guild hall again.

Lots of love 3,

Mirajane Strauss