A short fic on how there are never any girls in the series. Enjoy!
Why?
Seishun Gakuen
Why aren't there any girls here? Ryoma wondered, as he scanned the crowd. Seriously, didn't the writers have time to come up with some female characters? There only like, 6 girls, and two of them are my relatives. Yeuch.
No girls, nya~ Eiji rolled the racquet over his wrist anyways. Just in case there are some.
The chance that there will be no girls is 95%. Inui mumbled quietly to himself, and gulped down a glass of Inui Juice. Bleargh. Think of your image, Inui, your image. Must stay sexy for the girls, even if there aren't any.
No hot girls, but even so I cannot relax my face. Don't smile, don't smile, don't smile…Tezuka chanted in his head. I cannot smile. If I smile, all those girls will stop fawning over me. Goddammit, Kunimitsu, DO NOT SMILE.
Smile, smile, smile, I wonder how my cacti are doing today. Keep smiling, don't stop. I should find my old voodoo dolls…Fuji smiled to himself, Maybe I'll beat someone to the ground today at practice. That sounds fun.
No cute girls…Maybe Ann-chan will be at the street courts today. Momoshiro ran a hand through his hair. Gotta act cool, though, but there aren't ANY GIRLS.
Well, that was... random. Excuse any mistakes you find, I'll probably put up a chapter from another school later.