I DO NOT own Gundam Wing or any of the original characters in the show, though to god I wish I did.

AN. This is a story that I thought up some day in school when my friends were talking about Girl Guide camps. The one guy around us said that the only place that could be "safer" (us being completely insane and demonic) than us at guide camp was us at bible camp!!!! Hahaha. So the story begins....

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Chapter 1: Reality Nightmare

Duo was cowering in the corner, covering his ears and repeating to himself "no, no No, NO NOOO". He was in his fourth family after being taken in by the Maxwell Church. Now, at the ripe old age of 15, His one true nightmare had become a reality.

Only moments ago did these horrors unveil themselves...

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"Now kids", Duo's new foster mommy had started, "your daddy and me have a wonderful surprise for you all. I bet that you'll never guess." After a semi-long pause she could not hold her little surprise in any longer. "We've signed you all up for... BIBLE CAMP!!!"

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No this is where we entered with Duo in the corner. After his loving family pried his away from the wall, they sat the kids down and told them all about the wonders that they would get to experience. Bunk beds in a cabin, crafts, canoe rides, archery, swimming, bible stories and skits, and most importantly, basking in the light of God for 24/7. The whole thought of it all made little Duo have a convulsion right there and then.

"Now Duo, this is especially for you. With all you're moving around, I don't think that you've gotten to get the real child experience of summer camp. And just think. With your...behavior... some time with God may do you some good. We got the idea for this camp all because of you." At this point, Duo was making a mental note to kill himself. Fast.

All the other kids in the household were ecstatic. They had always had fun at their little church and now they got to spend 6 weeks with all their little church buddies and pastor. Seven year old Susan would be with the junior group called Bible Buddies. Tom and his twin brother Erik would be with their fellow nine year olds in the God Givers. And Duo as well as his foster sister Sarah, of the same age, where with all the other teenagers in the group of Christ Crusaders. There was no option now, the camp was paid for and Duo was the only one not excited.

His foster mom took him aside. "I know that you will have so much fun. I bet that you can't wait" taking his odd look the wrong way she added, "I know that you just got settled in here and that you are a little shy around strangers but trust me, once you start getting into the spirit of camp, you'll never want to leave." And with that, she left Duo in a look of absolute horror. And he thought to himself I am never shy!!! I'll show you and who knows; maybe I can make this camp interesting.