a.
"Good Morning Lemon! Wait... is there something different about you?"
"Me? Uh... No. Why?"
"You look different."
"I... I don't think I do."
"Split ends, bad style, hair is the same."
"Gee, thanks."
"Clothes, still rumpled and ugly."
"Jack-"
"And cheap."
"Ok, I think you can stop now."
"There's something... What is it?"
"God Jack. Nothing. Leave me alone."
b.
"Look Lemon, about this morning-"
"Forget it Jack."
"I wasn't trying to offend you."
"You don't need to try Jack, you succeed without effort."
"There's no need to be like that when I'm trying to apologise."
"Well, you don't need to apologise."
"Good, because I'm not going to."
"Fine."
"Great."
"Get out of my office then."
"Shut up Lemon."
c.
"Jack, I'm-"
"Lemon, leave it."
"Now you're pissed off with me?"
"No."
"Oh right, that's why you're making me chase you down the corridor. Because you're obviously so fine with me that you totally aren't running from me are you?"
"Don't be sarcastic."
"Don't be an idiot."
"I see I pay you for your maturity."
"Argh!"
d.
"If I tell you what's different can we just forget this day happened?"
"Depends if you tell me the truth or not."
"Yes, because I'm going to lie, because spending another day with you acting like a passive aggressive Chihuahua is my idea of heaven Jack."
"Fine. You aren't going to lie. But I figured it out anyway."
"You did?"
"Yes."
"You did."
"Uh huh. Glasses."
"When did you-"
"About 3 seconds after I saw you in the lift this morning."
"So this whole day-"
"I found it amusing to wind you up, I wanted to see how long before you'd crack."
"You're such a jerk Jack."
"Many people have told me that, I struggle to care about it. Good night Lemon."