Disclaimer: I don't own the Furuba manga. Natsuki Takaya does. And I don't own the anime. If I did, well, you'll see.
Disclaimer 2: the Manga idea is not mine. It comes from Anonymius and I give them full credit for it. I'm just borrowing the concept. Fanficing Fanfiction, that's really sad….
This is my first story so be nice! No flames. I'm just writing this for fun and I love the story of Fruits Basket so don't be insulted by anything.
I'm a little nervous about posting this, cause I have no idea whether it's funny or not.
Tohru: Hello Everyone!
Kyo: Who are you talking to Tohru?
Tohru: Oh Kyo-kun! It's all the nice people reading our Fanfiction!
Kyo: ?
Yuki: Honda-san are you feeling okay?
Kyo: Yeah, do you have another fever?
Tohru: N-no, it's not, I'm fi-
Yuki: Maybe I should call Hatori
Kyo: If you're sick you should lay down!
Tohru: Y-yes! I mean, no. It, it's the Fanfiction. Please, please don't bother Hatori-san…
Cuts to theme song* We start this program with a very somber, very serious and somewhat sad song that will completely opposite the mood later to follow in the actual show.
Episode One
Tohru: It's so sunny! Hello! I'm Honda Tohru!
Commenter: Who are you talking to?
Tohru: Ah, eh, who, who was that!
Commenter: *coughs* no one, you were, uh just hearing things.
Tohru: Oh that sounds reasonable. Thank you! Anyway, *starts humming*In May of this year. I lost my mother who raised me all by herself in a traffic accident
Commenter: How tragic! Feel instant sympathy for the orphan everyone!
Hiro: No
Commenter: Hiro go back to your trailer! You don't come till later!
Tohru: Ah, oh is it my turn again?
Commenter: Sigh…It was always your turn
Tohru: after that incident I've come to live secretly in a tent
Commenter: What? ….. That makes no sense! Why would you go live in a tent?
Tohru: ? I-I just do what they tell me….
Commenter: how very in character of you. Proceed.
Tohru: Its defiantly not too comfortable… But that's all right! I have a motto. "Never quite underestimate any circumstances!"
Kyo: when have you ever said that?
Commenter: Will characters stop popping up early! I'll feed you leeks Kyo!
Kyo: I'd like to see you try bastard!
Yuki: Are we OOC?
Commenter: If you're here when your not supposed to be you are! Now go. We're doing a scene jump!
Tohru: Where, where am I?
Commenter: Your at the Sohma's house now Tohru. How you never noticed it before I'm not sure. But go look at those zodiac ornaments on the porch
Tohru: b-but that would be trespassing
Commenter: you can profusely apologize for it later
Shigure: I see so you're also in the year of the dog. I knew I felt a connection with-
Yuki hits him with his bag
Tohru: Eh?
Yuki: are you all right Honda-san? My cousin was bothering you?
Commenter: Cousin?
Yuki: Yes.
Commenter: Go on
Tohru: So-Sohma-kun! My high school prince!
Shigure: Your? Don't you mean the? Ow, that hurt Yuki, what do you have in there, a dictionary?
Yuki: Two of them, and a manga.
Tohru: Manga?
Shigure: ah yes, we'll need that later.
Tohru: ah, Well, I better get going!
Yuki: Honda-san shall we go to class together?
Tohru: *Swoon*
Yuki: oh and Honda-san. Honda-san?
Tohru: ah yes?
Yuki: here is a manga. You might need it later.
Tohru: a- a manga? What is it?
Yuki: just don't loose it.
--------------------------------------Scene Jump
Commenter: What the hell is that!
Tohru: It's the Yuki fan club
Commenter: Wha-what are they doing? This wasn't in the original magna!
Motoko: Honda-san! What are you doing coming to school with Sohma-kun!
Commenter: Oh wait, this was in the manga, we're back on track ^^
Annoying troop of Yuki fan girls: Blah, blah, blah!!!!
Commenter: but the interaction wasn't this long! Uo-chan, Hana-chan! Hurry up and save us!
Tohru: Sohma-kun is so pretty….
Kyo: Toh-ru *crack*
Commenter: Oh no Kyon! How'd you get loose, we had you tied up for Tohru's swooning scenes!
Kyo: I busted through a roof bastard, you think you could hold me down with ropes!!!!
Commenter: well…
Kyo: Wait….did she call him pretty?
Yuki: *gloom*
Kyo: heh, its okay now.
Commenter: So we've explained why you're living in a tent Tohru-kun! Let's have another big scene jump!
Yuki: So Honda-san fell asleep. Okay, I'll go.
Shigure: Go where? Oh my, Yuki your scary with all those rats!
Yuki: I'm gonna get Honda-sans stuff
Shigure: um, how are rats going to help you do that?
Yuki: Shhh, it's foreshadowing, don't ruin it.
Commenter: Tohru has come to an arrangement to stay in the Sohma home
Shigure: is it really all right to live with a girl?
Yuki: you were just overjoyed about it. Just so long as we don't hug.
Shigure: what? Are you claustrophobic Yuki?
Cuts to Kyo is a tree
Commenter: Hey look guys, a character popped up! Hey Kyo, nice timing! Good foreshadow. But what are you doing here? And in a tree no less.
Kyo: I'm making sure that damned rat doesn't touch Tohru
Yuki: You should be more worried about Shigure.
Commenter: Don't talk to him! It's foreshadow!
Kyo: She's wearing his clothes!? That's it I'm coming through the roof!
Commenter: Jealous boy, tsk, tsk.
Kyo: *crashes through roof* -Yo; I've been washing my neck waiting. Let's go.
Tohru: What does that mean? Washing my neck?
Commenter: I don't know. We're going by a Japanese dub cause Kurisuta hates the English voices. Must be some Japanese thing.
Shigure: ah.
Commenter: Oh we got a memo, it seems she doesn't like Kyo's Japanese voice actor either. How picky.
Kyo: Hey! Can we get on with the fight!
Commenter: Don't speak Kyo, you'll make the writers ears bleed!
Tohru: Mother! It's an emergency. They all turned into animals!
Shigure: You don't talk to your dead mother this much in the manga
Commenter: Well compared to the running number of episodes and length of the magna. By a ratio she talks to her a lot more in the manga.
Kyo: Shut up commenter!
Commenter: whispers* Kyo seems sensitive to the subject
Manga: Well this was a pretty canon episode. I'm impressed.
Tohru: Eh, you, you talk!?! The manga?!
Manga: of course why do you think I'm here!
Tohru: b-but why?
Kyo: damned manga, why'd you have to show up.
Manga: aha! I'm the Furuba manga. All 23 volumes condensed into one for convenient pocket/travel size
Shigure: I can't fit a manga in my pocket
Yuki: Kyo could, look at those puffy pants
Kyo: I'm going to kill you.
Tohru: I-it talks!
Commenter: Well seeing as this episode was very canon we kinda missed the whole point of this story. Lets move on to Chapter Two!
P.S. for those who don't know- canon means it follows the manga
Kyo: what idiot wouldn't know?
Commenter: Kyo what if they don't know? Now your insulting them and Kurisuta won't get reviews! She'll beat me! *runs away*
All right, that's chapter 1! Review please! I am planning on doing the whole series. But please tell me if I should quite while I'm ahead.