Disclaimer: I got a letter the other day saying I now own Zelda and I'm going to make some changes, first off Navi will now be called Ann Noy, wait mails here. WHAT, I no longer own Zelda =(. Ok, please don't sue me cause I don't own Zelda.
Zelda Deathmatch
Episode 1: Link versus Zelda
Voice: Live from Hyrule it's the new fic that will drive everyone wild, Zelda Deathmatch! Now give it up for your author ShadowGamer.
ShadowGamer (me): Hello and welcome to Zelda Deathmatch, this is the first episode of a series where 8 Zelda characters will battle to the death in fights between two contestants. The ShadowForce will bring them back to life after they die so they can continue entertaining us. When someone dies they are out of the tournament and must take a consolation prize. All competitors will get a full set of Hylian Board Games along with another prize. The winner of the tournament will receive one million rupees. Now announcer person, introduce us to our contestants.
Voice: First up, he comes from Death Mountain, he's the king of the Gorons along with the title of king of the repetitive dance. Please welcome Daurinia the Goron.
Daurinia appears and bows to the audience.
Voice: Next up, she comes from the castle, she's everyone's favorite princess. Give it up for Zelda
Zelda appears.
Zelda (yelling): Makeup
Voice: Next we have the hero of time, a Hylian from Koroki Forest. Please welcome Link.
Link shows up and pulls out his master sword.
Voice: Next is Link's wannabe girlfriend
Voice from behind curtain: what do you mean wannabe
Voice: I mean Link's girlfriend, please welcome Ruto Zora.
Ruto: Hi my little Linky.
Ruto starts chasing after Link
Voice: Next is that mischievous little brat who once stole Majora's Mask, Skull Kid!
Skull Kid cartwheels on stage.
Voice: Next is the annoying fairy we all love to hate, Navi the Fairy!
Navi flies onstage.
Voice. Next is the King of Evil, Lord of the Big Nose, able to change into an evil chunk of pork. Please welcome Ganondorf.
Ganondorf appears changes into his pig for quickly, then changes back.
Voice: and last but not least, a girl from the forest, please welcome Saria the Koroki.
Saria appears on stage.
Saria's Fairy (from the audience): go Saria.
ShadowGamer: Now starting next episode the victor of the fights will be decided by a vote at the end of this episode, but for today's episode I'll decide as I write.
Voice: This match is Link versus Zelda
Both characters get into the ring.
Link: Your going down
Zelda: no I'm not, Impa come help me with the fight.
Impa jumps into the ring.
Link: What, there must be a rule against that
ShadowGamer: actually there isn't.
Link: Darn!
Impa pulls out a dagger and Link pulls out Biggorons sword. Link chops off Impa's hands then so she can't hold a weapon.
ShadowGamer: ooh looks like Impa's not too handy.
Audience: shut up that jokes horrible.
ShadowGamer: It's my fic and I can say what I want.
Impa kicks Link hard in the crouch.
ShadowGamer: Ouch, looks like there won't be a Link junior.
Audience: eww.
ShadowGamer: what?
Link sticks his sword through Impa's breast, going strait through her heart.
ShadowGamer: That was heartless Link.
Audience: shut up.
Zelda: Now I'll have to fight myself. Humph.
Zelda jumps in the air Matrix style and gets ready to kick Link.
Link: hey I can see up your dress here.
Zelda (Screaming) Noooooo
Loosing balance Zelda falls to the floor and Link chops off her head.
ShadowGamer: Looks like Link got ahead.
Voice: We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor…
A Goron is in a field of flowers.
Voice: are you an ugly Goron, is your skin rougher and flakier than a Gorons should be.
The Goron starts rubbing lotion on his face.
Voice: Goron Lotion, for the Goron who wants to look and feel his best.
Studio reappears, apparently everyone is alive and fully healed now.
ShadowGamer: I'm sorry Zelda but you must go, but don't be sad. You still get all the Hylian Board Games and this fabulous Princess Zelda Halloween costume, makes you look just like the princess herself.
Zelda (angry): But I am the princess, I can't dress up as her for Halloween.
ShadowGamer: Sure, and if you're the princess than I'm ShadowGamer
Zelda (angry): but you are Shad… oh forget it
ShadowGamer: And by the way I know you the princess, and I'm ShadowGamer. I'm just trying to say that's the prize you get, nothing else. Take it or leave it. Next time we'll see Daurinia versus Navi. Who should win? Vote for the one you want to win and we'll find out next week.
Zelda Deathmatch
Episode 1: Link versus Zelda
Voice: Live from Hyrule it's the new fic that will drive everyone wild, Zelda Deathmatch! Now give it up for your author ShadowGamer.
ShadowGamer (me): Hello and welcome to Zelda Deathmatch, this is the first episode of a series where 8 Zelda characters will battle to the death in fights between two contestants. The ShadowForce will bring them back to life after they die so they can continue entertaining us. When someone dies they are out of the tournament and must take a consolation prize. All competitors will get a full set of Hylian Board Games along with another prize. The winner of the tournament will receive one million rupees. Now announcer person, introduce us to our contestants.
Voice: First up, he comes from Death Mountain, he's the king of the Gorons along with the title of king of the repetitive dance. Please welcome Daurinia the Goron.
Daurinia appears and bows to the audience.
Voice: Next up, she comes from the castle, she's everyone's favorite princess. Give it up for Zelda
Zelda appears.
Zelda (yelling): Makeup
Voice: Next we have the hero of time, a Hylian from Koroki Forest. Please welcome Link.
Link shows up and pulls out his master sword.
Voice: Next is Link's wannabe girlfriend
Voice from behind curtain: what do you mean wannabe
Voice: I mean Link's girlfriend, please welcome Ruto Zora.
Ruto: Hi my little Linky.
Ruto starts chasing after Link
Voice: Next is that mischievous little brat who once stole Majora's Mask, Skull Kid!
Skull Kid cartwheels on stage.
Voice: Next is the annoying fairy we all love to hate, Navi the Fairy!
Navi flies onstage.
Voice. Next is the King of Evil, Lord of the Big Nose, able to change into an evil chunk of pork. Please welcome Ganondorf.
Ganondorf appears changes into his pig for quickly, then changes back.
Voice: and last but not least, a girl from the forest, please welcome Saria the Koroki.
Saria appears on stage.
Saria's Fairy (from the audience): go Saria.
ShadowGamer: Now starting next episode the victor of the fights will be decided by a vote at the end of this episode, but for today's episode I'll decide as I write.
Voice: This match is Link versus Zelda
Both characters get into the ring.
Link: Your going down
Zelda: no I'm not, Impa come help me with the fight.
Impa jumps into the ring.
Link: What, there must be a rule against that
ShadowGamer: actually there isn't.
Link: Darn!
Impa pulls out a dagger and Link pulls out Biggorons sword. Link chops off Impa's hands then so she can't hold a weapon.
ShadowGamer: ooh looks like Impa's not too handy.
Audience: shut up that jokes horrible.
ShadowGamer: It's my fic and I can say what I want.
Impa kicks Link hard in the crouch.
ShadowGamer: Ouch, looks like there won't be a Link junior.
Audience: eww.
ShadowGamer: what?
Link sticks his sword through Impa's breast, going strait through her heart.
ShadowGamer: That was heartless Link.
Audience: shut up.
Zelda: Now I'll have to fight myself. Humph.
Zelda jumps in the air Matrix style and gets ready to kick Link.
Link: hey I can see up your dress here.
Zelda (Screaming) Noooooo
Loosing balance Zelda falls to the floor and Link chops off her head.
ShadowGamer: Looks like Link got ahead.
Voice: We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor…
A Goron is in a field of flowers.
Voice: are you an ugly Goron, is your skin rougher and flakier than a Gorons should be.
The Goron starts rubbing lotion on his face.
Voice: Goron Lotion, for the Goron who wants to look and feel his best.
Studio reappears, apparently everyone is alive and fully healed now.
ShadowGamer: I'm sorry Zelda but you must go, but don't be sad. You still get all the Hylian Board Games and this fabulous Princess Zelda Halloween costume, makes you look just like the princess herself.
Zelda (angry): But I am the princess, I can't dress up as her for Halloween.
ShadowGamer: Sure, and if you're the princess than I'm ShadowGamer
Zelda (angry): but you are Shad… oh forget it
ShadowGamer: And by the way I know you the princess, and I'm ShadowGamer. I'm just trying to say that's the prize you get, nothing else. Take it or leave it. Next time we'll see Daurinia versus Navi. Who should win? Vote for the one you want to win and we'll find out next week.