This was lurking in my hard drive for a while. I was asked a long time ago for a RuffLegs oneshot and I'm finally getting around to posting it. Too bad that this is less oneshot and more of a drabble.
It was no surprise that Ruffnut and Fishlegs collided into each other as they ran around the corner of a house. Neither of them were watching where they were headed-Fishlegs was day dreaming, Ruffnut had been watching some dragons chasing each other-so nobody was really at fault. Still Fishlegs began apologizing profusely.
"I'm so sorry, Ruffnut! I wasn't watching where I was going! Are you okay?" He offered a beefy hand to help her up. Fishlegs was all ready to take the blame and Ruffnut was perfectly willing to let him. She swatted the hand away angrily.
"I'd be better if you watched where you were going every once in a while, you moron!" Ruffnut growled, helping herself to her feet. Fishlegs held up his hands in mock surrender.
"Sorry, Ruffnut. I'll be more careful next time," he promised. Fishlegs walked around Ruffnut, giving her a wide berth, and continued on his way. Ruffnut crossed her arms and huffed, still scowling at Fishlegs.
"Pfft! Fishlegs!" she growled. "What a goof! What a dweeb! What a boob! What an annoying little bookworm! Always getting in my way! How I despise him!" Ruffnut paused, the scowl melting off her face. "And yet…" Ruffnut peered to her left, to her right. Nobody was around. Good. She crept behind some nearby fish baskets, concealing her from sight. From inside her jacket, she pulled out a doll that she had made herself. The doll looked exactly like Fishlegs.
"I love him!" Ruffnut gushed, stroking the face off the doll. "The way his cheery disposition makes those around him smile! His infinite knowledge of all dragon statistics! His beautiful flaxen helmet hair that makes my heart pound like a drum! His immense strength that rivals that of some of the fiercest warriors the village has ever seen! His caring nature towards everyone and everything, including me, despite how cruel I can be to him! Oh, Fishlegs Ingerman! How I long to show you my true feelings one day! I love you! I love you! I lo-"
Ruffnut's monologue was cut off by particularly loud wheezing practically down her neck. She glanced over her shoulder and saw her annoying twin brother. His allergies always acted up in the spring, making him wheeze annoyingly wherever he went. Angrily, Ruffnut's fist flew back, knocking out her brother. He needed a break, anyway.
For those of you who didn't guess, this is from a beloved show from my childhood Hey Arnold! If you haven't seen it before, go start watching it on YouTube.
Sorry I haven't updated my other stories She's Out of Hiccup's League and A Case of the Hiccups recently. Besides college being a time-sucking vortex, a relative of mine passed away back in February and I needed a little time before I could start being creative again. I will try and work on getting out new chapters along with some Megamind and Hey Arnold! fanfiction.