Summary: Tobi's new Jikuan (Space time) Ninjutsu backfires and sends the entire Akatsuki organization into an different dimension. Landing in the the middle of the Romulan War, the Akatsuki are soon expected to help the New Coalition fight off the Romulans. Rated T for language.
Disclaimer: (Yes just enough money to buy them out...AHHH! Tries to hide huge truck load of money behind her... YOU SAW NOTHING!) I do not own Naruto or Star Trek.
Akatsuki's New Agenda: The Romulan War
Akatsuki
The name of an infamous, mysterious evil shinobi organization.
Made up of ten S-ranked criminals.
But who knew that they once did a wonderfully non-evil deed for once.
It all started with Tobi.
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It was one of those few rare days where the Akatsuki were all caught up with the organizations plans for the time being and they were spending the day doing some hobby or just plan old nothing.
Itachi was in his room painting his nails dark purple.
Sasori in his room making wooden dolls.
Zetsu, what else... eating humans.
Hidan is busy practicing a colorful speech for the next foul mouth convention.
Kakuzu is busy counting and protecting his money from other Akatsuki members and dirty muggers.
Kisame's busy talking to his pet fish.
Konan, what else... Origami.
Deidara's busy making out with his hands.
Pain was in his room admiring his piercings in the mirror.
All members however cringed and stopped what they were doing to cover their ears when Tobi's voice came booming through the intercom system that was built into the hideout.
"Calling all Akatsuki members! A meeting has been called into session! Don't be late!"
After some rushing and quick running, all members were sitting in the meeting room waiting for Tobi's explanation of why they are holding an meeting at such a time. Standing up in front of the whole group Tobi began to explain.
"I have finally finished it! My new Jikuan ninjutsu and I want everyone to see what it can do!"
"We had to drop what we were doing for that!" raged Itachi, who resisted the urge to throttle the annoying mans throat. Everyone else mumbled in agreement to the Uchiha's outburst.
Gulping as he pulled on the collar of his black and red cloak, "This new jutsu is going to be useful in helping us capture the last two remaining Jinchuuriki. So let's begin shall we!" explained Tobi, as he started making the handseals, Dog – Dragon – Horse – Dog – Tiger.
Once activated Tobi's body started fading from view, but the effects of the jutsu didn't stop there. It extended out, making few of the object next to Tobi fade out as well. The new jutsu kept going until it stopped and suddenly it started acting up and that's when Tobi noticed.
His body stopped fading and returned to its normal state, but a huge rip in the facric of space and time starts forming in mid air right next to the masked shinobi. Then blueish white light flashed and engulfed all ten shinobi in the room, whisking them away from the Land of Fire, away from the World of shinobi.
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Several blueish white flashes later in the year 2155 in an San Francisco ally way, a blue simmering hole opens up in mid air and dumps ten black and red cloaked shinobi onto the cold unforgiving ground.
"Sempi! Is Sempi all right?" Tobi cried out, as he got off of Deidara.
Deidara snapped back, "Shut up Tobi!" as he throttled the masked rouge shinobi.
Meanwhile all the other members had gotten up and dusted themselves off and looked around.
"Where the flipping heck are we?" said Hidan
"To answer your question Hidan, we could be anywhere in anytime." answered Konan, tilting her head a little to the side still confused herself as she thought, Does that even make any sense?
The Akatsuki soon cautiously walk out of the ally way and onto the busy filled streets of San Francisco. All ten members faces held looks of bewilderment as they walked slowly, passing by weird shops and buildings to weird looking people.
Making a long low whistling noise loud enough that everyone in the group heard it, "We're not in the Land of Fire anymore." said Sasori, as he made another whistling noise.
"I don't care what place this is. We just need have Tobi do his new space-time ninjutsu again. AND I SWEAR that I just saw a freaky blue skinned dude pass by." said Kisame frenziedly doing a double-take.
"Your blue skinned too. So why would that bother you?" questioned Itachi, as he walked calmly behind the group.
Kisame glared at Itachi, "Because the dude also had some freaky antennas on his head. That's not natural!"
Itachi glared back, "You've got gills on your face." he said with an deadpanned voice.
"Ohhh, Uchiha logic at work! He got you there Kisame!" cackled Deidara, flashing a grin.
The group of rouge shinobi continued to walked down the street. They soon noticed that most of the people where ordinary humans. Though a few people they saw were clearly not human. The rouge shinobi also saw strange machines landing or flying off in one of the distant landing pads. Passing by the people, the Akatsuki caught a few things in their conversations. They finally gathered enough intel to tell them where and when they were. Earth, San Francisco the year 2155, four thirty in the afternoon.
"Tobi let's try the ninjutsu that you used to get us here. Maybe it can send us home." said Konan, but stopped walking as the masked ninja stopped the group in its tracks.
A self full of small electronic digital devices the size of a small paperback book caught Tobi's eye. Strolling over to the display rack that sat right out side the bookstore, he picked one of them up and read what was display on the screen.
Even though it was hidden behind his mask, his mouth twitched into a smirk, "I would if I could but that new ninjutsu took up most of my chakra supply. Besides I don't want to miss this opportunity." he replied as he held up the small device for the others to see what was on it.
The other Akatsuki members read, it was a news report and what they read sparked their interests.
The Newly formed Coalition Shaken! The War against the Romulans takes a turn for the worst as they use state of the art remote control devices to seal Starfleet Starships! Starfleet scrambles to build more Starships to defend Earth and other allied planets!
"Our plans for the Jinchuuriki have been delayed. For now the Akatsuki organization's goal is to reek chaos into this war and dimension!" ordered Tobi.
"How are getting into the war?" asked Pain.
Frowning under his mask, Tobi stared slightly over Pain's shoulder, spacing out. Then one of the strange flying machines caught his eye. He watched as it lifted off, turned and then headed up into the sky and then finally space.
"Uh, Tobi?" said Konan, waving her hand in front of his face, "You with us?" she asked.
"We're getting into the war by stealing one of those." the masked rouge finally answered, pointing to the strange machines in the distance.
"But how are those things suppose to help?" Pain questioned his leader again, taking a glance at where Tobi pointed out.
"Because if you read the news report carefully, it said that the war is being raged in space. If you watch the strange machines carefully, you can see them heading off into space. So they must be some kind of transportation." explained the masked shinobi, the others were listening closely to what he was saying.
"So your saying that we should steal one of those things, head up into space and offer up our services?" said Deidara, waiting for verification.
"Yep" said Tobi.
($_$) /(0|o)\ (_)
Breaking into the hanger that held the shuttlepods had been easy for the Akatsuki that night, all thanks to their ninjutsu. However... getting the shuttlepod that they were in running and moving proved to be quite difficult for the group.
Tobi sat in the pilots seat, busy playing with the controls and Itachi in the co-pilots seat. The rest of the members were crammed uncomfortably in the back.
"It's damn cramped in here." Kakuzu growled, shifting on his seat trying to get more room.
"It would not be so cramped in here if your suitcase full of money was out of the way, as in gone!" Hidan snapped from his location, which was him sitting on the floor.
"That big sword is taking up more room than my suitcase full of money!" growled Kakuzu, his eyes glaring on the huge red three bladed sword on Hidan's back.
Hidan opened his mouth to retaliate back at his money crazed partner, but instead yelled out when the lights flickered and then completely died, "What the heck now!"
Not knowing how to operate the controls, Tobi proceeded to push every button and switch, trying to turn the lights back on. Next to him Itachi was doing the same with the controls that were on his side. However due to them not belonging to the time period or world that they were in, their tinkering with the controls just made the situation worse. So now not only were the lights out but also multiple different alarms were going off and the doors were sealed shut.
"I can't believe this is happening." said Zetsu, but no one heard him because of the alarms.
An ticked off masked shinobi smashed his gloved hand onto the armrest of his seat, glaring at the controls.
In a small building next to the hanger full of shuttlepods, an bored Starfleet Security officer dressed in an blue uniform, sat in front of a wall full of screens and an control panel. He was busy inserting words into his word puzzle when an alarm and a flashing red light on the panel started going off.
Putting his puzzle down, the man checked the screens, his sensor readings and then turned off the alarm and then turned to his crewmate, "Yo Carl, we have intruders in hanger number 3, shuttlepod 5." the man informed.
The man named Carl put down the book that he had been reading and opened up a drawer, "Come on let's check it out. I bet its just some academy cadets again." he said, passing one of the flashlights over to the other man.
To Be Continued...
A/N Constructive criticism is always welcomed. Oh and if anyone had noticed the line breakers, they are the faces of the Akatsuki members :D