My third fic! Hopefully this one is
better!! Hehe…
Monica and Chandler have a 6 year old
daughter named Cybil. They still live in the apartment but are hoping to move
soon. Rachel and Ross are married and they live in Ross' apartment.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters!
"Mommy!!
Mommy!!!" 6 year old Cybil called out as soon as she got home from school.
"What is it
honey? What's wrong?" Monica came rushing out from the bathroom, having
just finished cleaning the toilet.
"When are we
gonna move to a house?! Marissa lives in a house, and so does her brother! And,
and Tiffany lives in a really big one with a swimming pool!!" Cybil told
Monica with a twinkle in her eyes.
"I told you,
sweetie. If we want to live near Alyssa and Aunt Rachel and Uncle Ross, we're
going to have to find a house nearby, and all of those houses are kinda
expensive. We'll get the money soon sweetheart," Monica hugged Cybil.
"Yeah Cybil,
daddy will get the money really soon! Don't worry!" Chandler patted Cybil
on the head, then went to the refrigerator to get a drink.
"But I wanna
move now!!!" Cybil whined.
"No whining
Cybil! We'll move really soon. Hey, if you wanna move that bad, enter a contest
and win a million dollars!" Chandler joked.
"Chandler!"
Monica hit him on the arm.
Hmmm…enter a
contest. That's a good idea. Cybil
thought to herself. "Mommy, Daddy, can I go over to Aunt Phoebe's?"
"Sure honey.
Just don't stay too long. You're eating dinner here, not at their place,
okay?" Monica answered.
"Okay,
bye!!" Cybil ran out the door.
Cybil went across
the hall and knocked on Phoebe and Joey's door.
"Oh hi
Pumpkin!" Phoebe said as she opened the door. "What do you need
today? Joey's at some audition, but Rachel's here."
"I want to
enter a contest!" Cybil said proudly.
"A contest?!
Why honey?" Rachel asked.
"So that me
and Mommy and Daddy can move to a house nearby. They said that it's really
expessive, so I wanna enter a contest and win money so we can move now!"
"I think you
mean expensive," Rachel corrected.
"Yeah, that.
So, do you know a contest I can enter?"
"Oh! Oooh…my
friend told me about a belly-dancing contest!" Phoebe suggested.
"Don't listen
to her Cybil. Why don't we just uhh, why don't we check the paper?" Rachel
ran and grabbed the paper off the table.
"Rachel, she
doesn't want to know the weather, she wants to know if there are any contests!
Don't mind her, she tends to slip from this world occasionally," Phoebe
rolled her eyes.
"Thank you…
but they do have contest listings in the paper! See, look, here's one!"
Rachel pointed to a section on the second page. "Apple pie baking contest.
The winner gets a check for $1,000! That sounds interesting!"
"Hey! I like
baking!! But, my mommy's the good baker, and I don't want her to know about
this," Cybil frowned.
"We can bake
too you know!! I'm great at baking!" Rachel said.
"Yeah, she's
the expert at making 'Beef Trifle'! You'll definitely win with Rachel's 'Apple
Beef Pie'!" Phoebe laughed.
"Oh, come on!
That was just one mistake! You can't bake that well either Pheebs!"
"I so can!! I
remember getting an award at my psychics club for serving donuts with herbal
tea! Ha!"
"Guys! Can we
just start the baking?? The contest starts tomorrow!!" Cybil held up the
paper to their faces.
"Oh! You're
right!! We better get bakin! Now, what do we need for apple pie?" Phoebe
went to the refrigerator. "Oh! Oranges! Is there any oranges involved in
apple pie?"
Cybil just looked
worried.
About 2 hours
later, they took the pie out of the oven. Phoebe, Rachel and Cybil just stared
at it.
"You know
what, I really think we should have used more than one apple,"
Rachel poked at the pie. "And, we should have…done something else, because
this pie is really…soggy."
"Oh no!!
That's not how Mommy's pies come out!! We did it all wrong!" Cybil started
to cry.
"Awww, Cybil,
honey, that's okay. We'll just…find another contest to do! Come on, we can do
that!" Rachel picked up the newspaper again, and dusted off some apple.
"Oh my God!!
Look!! Here's one for Ralph Lauren! Design an idea for a new skirt, and be
featured in the magazine!! And you get $2,000!!" Rachel screamed. "We
should so do this!!"
Cybil and Phoebe
just looked at her with a puzzled look on their face.
"Rachel, I
don't think that's such a good idea. Maybe for you, but not for little Cybil
here!" Phoebe snatched the paper out of her hand.
"Oh look!
Scary story contest! If you write a good scary story, you win $2,500!! We could
totally do this one!" Phoebe sounded excited.
"But Aunt
Phoebe, scary stories scare me! Then I'm going to get nightmares!" Cybil
took the paper out of her hand and looked for herself.
"Okay, I
can't really read all of this." she gave it back to Rachel. All of a
sudden Rachel jumped out of her chair.
"Hey! I found
it!! The perfect contest! Parents of the Year! Cybil, you have to write an
essay on why you think your parents should win Parents of the Year awards!!
They get an award and $10,000!!!"
"Ooohh! That is
good! Cybil, why don't you sit down for a while, and write why you think your
parents are the best parents in the world." Phoebe handed Cybil a pencil
and a notepad.
"Okay…but,
I'm not that good at writing." Cybil took the pencil and sat down and
began to write.
After 45 minutes, Cybil was done writing
her essay. It read:
I thinck my mommy and daddy shuld win
the Parents of the Year Award becuz they love me verrey much! I rimember that
my mommy told me that it was verrey hurtfull when she gav birth to me but when
I cam out her and daddy cryed becuz they wer happey! I nevr sawed them cry
befor eckspet when mommy had to go to the hospito becuz she had a bad stomic
aic and daddy was kinda cryin and he told me that he did not want mommy to dy.
I ask him wy and he sed becuz he loves her verrey much and he dos not thinck he
can tacke car of me by his self. I ask him wy he loves her so much becuz I did
not no that yu had to love som buddy that much to mari them. He sed that he
loves her so much becuz she is monica and that is who he fel in love with yers
befor. He sed that she was verrey beootifull on the outsyde and the insyde.
Evenn tho she lyks to cleen a lot, jus lyke me, he sed that he loves her for
that to. He allso loves me becuz I reminde him so much of my mommy and allso
becuz it is bothe ov them put togeathur. I talcked to my unkl ross and his wyfe
anty rachel and they sed that they rimembr wen mommy and daddy fell in love.
Anty rachel sed that it was reely beootifull to see to bes frend fall in love
and she waz happie wen daddy propoz to mommy and not at al jelus. Anty Phoebe
sed that to. She allso sed that daddy and mommy had the happyes aora she had
evr sawed and they stil do. Unkl Joey sed that he almos cryed and that he nevr
crys. That is trew. So mommy and daddy deeserv to be parents of the year becuz
they are so happey togeathur that they macke eech othur cry and they macke al
of there frend cry to! They love me so much and they love yu so much!
Cybil Leigh Bing
After Phoebe and
Rachel helped her with her spelling errors, they mailed it off. Cybil prayed
every night that she would win. And one day…
Knock! Knock! Knock! Someone knocked on their door, startling Monica,
Chandler, and Cybil. Monica went up and opened it.
"Are you Mrs. Bing?" a man
dressed in a brown suit asked her.
"Yes, I am. Why do you ask?"
"Your daughter sent this paper in
explaining why you should be Parents of the Year, and you guys won! This letter
was so good that I cried!" the man held out the letter so they could read
it.
"Awww…" Monica said after reading
it and went and hugged Cybil.
"Here's your award, and your check for
$10,000!! Now, if you could stand over there, I'd like to take a picture of
you."
"$10,000!?! Wow!! Good job
Cybil!" Chandler picked his daughter up and swung her around.
"Dad, you're gonna make me barf!"
Chandler stopped and put her down.
"Okay guys, gather around!
One…two…three…smile!" the man snapped the picture. "Congratulations!
My name's Charles, I'll call you guys later! Bye!" with that, he left.
"Mommy!! Daddy!! Can we move to a
house now?? With a swimming pool??" Cybil had that twinkle in her eyes
again.
"Of course honey! And a dog too…"
Monica said.
" A dog?! I thought it was a
cat?" Chandler interrupted.
"We agreed on a dog!"
"No, we agreed on cats! I don't like
dogs, remember??"
"So, everyone has dogs!! Just because
you don't like dogs, doesn't mean we can't have one!!"
"Mon!! I want a cat!!!!"
Cybil was so scared that she started
crying.
Monica and Chandler stopped fighting and
looked at her.
"I guess we do love each other so much
it makes people cry!" they both said together.
Actually…I
don't think this one was any better! hehe…lol