Dear Jason,

So how's your life

With your pretty pink headed wife?

Well I'll just let you know I've been suffering greatly

And been feeling a lot of pain lately

The emotional kind of pain

Where every day it rains

And through all the obstacles I've met, I think I met the last one

But thanks to you, my life was very fun

But before I go

I want you to know

That I wish you knew

I love

Love, Piper

I know I did this before, but hey! I know this is ridiculous, but this would be a one-shot until I get at least 20 reviews. Sorry!