Please don't judge me, this is just for fun! Reviews are well received ;) I also have to say that english is not my native language, so sorry for the mistakes :( Now enjoy!
James Sirius Potter was going to spend these Christmas at Hogwarts. His parents were in a muggle cruise with their uncles so James, Albus, Lily, Ted and Rose were going to be together the whole Xmas break in Hogwarts.
On Christmas Day, James opened his eyes and saw a lot of presents just on the bottom of his bed.
Anxious, James started opening presents like they were going to run away if he didn't. A thick sweater from Grandma with a big red "J" on it, Quidditch gloves, chocolate, a book from auntie Hermione, stuff from uncle George... And suddenly he saw a little, thin envelop with two letters on it, "-HP".
He opened the thin envelop wondering how money there was, but instead he found an old folded parchment. There was a little piece of paper inside the envelop too.
"I solemnly swear I'm up to no good". James read it in loud voice. He was really confused, what the fuck was that?
Suddenly, a few letters started to turn up on the parchment. Finally, he could read "Marauder's Map" on it. He opened the old parchment and he found out that it was a map of Hogwarts. After a few minutes, he realised that he could also know where was everyone because the map showed it.
He wanted to know if the breakfast had begun so he looked at the Great Hall. Almost nobody was there, except from "Tom Riddle", who was in a corner of the Great Hall.
At the begining, he didn't care about that, but as the days were passing he realised that Tom Riddle was always on the same place. Excited, he went to the Great Hall, but nobody were where the map said Tom Riddle was. "This thing must be wrong" he thought. As if the map had heard it, a few letters turned on it. "The map is never wrong." Scared, James started looking carefully at the corner where Tom Riddle was supposed to be. "Who the fuck is Tom Riddle?" He thought. After a few minutes, everybody was looking at him. "What the fuck is that boy doing at the corner?" People were thinking.
Suddenly, he touched one brick and it fell off, and the wall started moving.
What the whole school saw inside shocked them so much that they couldn't talk. A stinky odor came out from the wall. Inside of it, a decomposed body was lying on the floor.
"Voldemort..." Said McGonagall next to James, who was as surprised as fuck.
"GO AWAY. EVERYBODY MUST GO TO THEIR RESPECTIVES HOUSES RIGHT NOW." Shouted McGonagall.
-Potter, you okay? -asked McGonagall.
-Oh... Yes, i suppose. He's the man who killed the two men I'm named. I'm okaiest than ever. Is the best day of my life, uh? Now go tell everyone how happy and okay I am, you old crusty oldster.
-Potter, your dad will know inmediatly what you had just said.
-I'm shaking. Why the fuck do you have the worst man ever here, decomposing just next to all of us? Are u a sadistic oldster or what the fuck? Does it turn you on?
-POTTER. ENOUGH. GO AWAY FROM HERE JUST NOW.
James spitted at her and left the Great Hall.
After a few weeks, Hogwarts had to close forever, and McGonagall wanted to fucking kill with her hands James Sirius Potter becuz he had found out her little, sadistic secret.