A/N: It started with the line 'Confound it, the blaster jammed.' Quoted from Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Yu Gi Oh or the idea of the blaster.
Summary: Bakura finds his blaster. Need I say more?
Blaster Issues
Man, it's damn boring around here.
Hey look, it's that blaster I stole from the US army!
So this is where Ryou stashed all my artillery.
Heh heh, I wonder if it still works…
Click. Ka-cha, Ka-cha
Confound it, the blaster jammed.
What the hell is wrong with this thing?
Ka-chink Ka-chink…BLAM!
Oh hell.
Dammit.
Ryou is so going to kill me.
I wonder if I can use paper to cover that hole in the wall.
Crinkle. Crinkle. Skkkkrrrrpppp.
Damn IT.
Ding-dong.
Now what?
Ding-dong. Ding-dong. Ding- Kachak.
Oh, it's only you Marik.
Clip Clop Clip Clop.
Why the hell are you here anyway?
No, wait! Don't touch Thaa-
Blam! Blam! Bl-chink. Ka-chink.
Dammit! You made two new holes in the roof.
Shit! Put that down!
Thok. Thok.
Stop hitting hit on the table!
You're leaving marks in the wood!
Ryou will so kill me.
Dammit, leave the damn blaster alone.
NOW!
Ka-thok.
Whew.
Now why the hell did you come here anyway?
What do you mean you don't know?!
Get outta the damn house!
Krrrrrccchhh. Ka-cha.
Whew.
He's finally gone.
Better get the walls fixed.
Krrraccckk. Kaboom!
AAGGHHH! DAMN! THE WALLS CAME DOWN!
Cough. Cough.
Shit. I think I have plaster in my mouth.
Ppbbbtthhh.
Ack.
Knock. Knock. Krree-Boom!
Shit!
Ryou, you're home already?!
Oh man.
You had better pick up that door because I'm not gonna.
Baakkuurraaa!
Oh crap.
A/N: Sorry, if you don't like this. But it made me laugh. Oh and could you suggest a better title? I really can't find a good one.