Ronald Weasley watched his young daughter, Rose, playing in the garden. He smiled, thinking of how sweet and pure, his little girl was. He also thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly, the daughter stopped and stared at the ground, so he went to her to see what work of nature had caught her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy what are those two spiders doing?" Rose asked her daddy.
"They are mating" he replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a daddy longlegs," Ron replied.
"So the other one is a mommy longlegs?" she asked.
Ron's heart soared with joy of such a cute and innocent question.
"No dear, both of them are daddy longlegs."
His daughter looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then up came her foot and stomped both spiders flat.
"Well we aren't having any of that poofter shit in our garden." she said.