A little thing I had done for a Halloween contest. Cookies for anyone who can guess what each Straw Hat had disguised theirselves us!
"This is the most ridiculous devil fruit I've heard about in my whole life! It doesn't even have an effect if the enemy isn't wearing a costum!" yelled Nami angrily, pulling her extremely short skirt down with a prominous blush. "And why are nurse skirts so ridiculously short? It's starting to piss me off! I should've wore the cat outfit."
"If that had been the case, you would now literally be a cat." commented Robin, calmly moving her black, hellish wings for her to be able to sit better in the chair. "Franky, pages please."
"Here you go, ma'am." said Franky, appearing as if from thin air.
He bowed down in one knee and presented the white, clean pages to the archeologist as if it was an offering to the gods.
"Thank you."
"I have the feeling you are taking advantage of the fact that Franky has been transformed into a maid." commented Nami, rolling her eyes as the cyborg with the maid outfit retreated, taking a broom God knows from where.
"I have no idea of what you're talking about." replied Robin, taking one of the pages with her black, long devilish fingers. The white sheet caught fire upon contact and turned into dust in the blink of an eye. "Oh, well that's unfortunate."
"It's the fifth time it happens!"
Nami decided to leave the solution of their little 'situation' to the demon archeologist -even through she was internally worried by the hell flames she was producing- and go out to the deck to observe the rest of the crew.
Oh, why did she even bother...
"Nami-swaaaaaaan! You look so amazingly beautiful under the moonlight that I could even bite you!" exclaimed Sanji enthusiastically, showing his new pointy fangs. "But I won't. Unless you want me to, of course!"
"You may try, but you'll never catch me, for I am the greatest, the only, the most powerful of all, I'm Captain Usopp-sama!" yelled Usopp as he flew around the Thousand Sunny like mad on the broom he had stolen from Franky.
"Life's so obscure... obscure like the night... maybe even darker..." mumbled Chopper on a corner of the deck, his fur dyed black therefore easily mistaking him with the dirty deck. "I wish I had Perona's powers to use them on myself..."
"Uh uh!" cried the monkey with black fur, balancing the straw hat on his head before proceeding to jump happily around the whole ship.
The little monkey finally landed on a mummy with green bandages that slept calmly by the grassy part of the deck. As the monkey escaped, the mummy released a massive amount of creative insults at him that couldn't be understood thanks to his bandages.
"Ah, but I haven't changed at all." mentioned Brook with a tone somewhat tragic as he sipped his tea.
"The devil fruit user wasn't going to identify you as a zombie if you're a skeleton!"
"And that's because I'm only bones! Yohohoho!" laughed said skeleton. "By the way, Nami-san" he granted her a full look, examining her up and down "it seems like asking for your panties won't be necessary anymore because of that skirt. Thank you very much!"
"You stupid pervert!" yelled Nami, throwing her heel at him.
She pulled her skirt down to a decent level for what must've been the eight time and decided to return to the library to see if Robin had the solution. Sanji and his fangs were drawing dangerously close to Franky's neck.
"The effects of the devil fruit should vanish tomorrow morning." informed Robin, removing the kitchen gloves she had been using to read the book that informed her this.
"Perfect, we just need to hold on until tomorrow." the navigator yawned.
"May I visit the Underworld on the meantime?"
"No!"