Gol D. Roger Presents: Annie

Title: Gol D. Roger Presents: Annie
Rating: T
Fandom: One Piece; Annie
Summary: [Sequel to The Auditions] The musical play Annie does not go well. This should've been expected since Doflamingo and Shanks are part of the cast. [Starring Doflamingo, Shanks, Law, Corazon, and Mihawk]

Doflamingo sat on the windowsill. "Maybe far away or maybe nearby. He may be pouring her coffee, and she may be straightening his tie,"

"Annie shut up!" Shanks yelled from his bed. "I'm trying to sleep here!"

Doflamingo gasped and got off the windowsill. "Oh no, you did not just tell me to shut up!"

"So what if I did?" Shanks responded, staggering as he stood up.

"You wanna fight?" Doflamingo loomed over Shanks, being a few feet taller than him.

"Oh my god," Corazon groaned offstage, face palming himself. "Law, promise me that you won't grow up to be as crazy as your uncle?" He received no response. "Law?" He looked to his side and saw no little boy.

Law had run on stage with a pillow and was hitting both Shanks and Doflamingo's legs. "Both of you shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Mean old hag is gonna come up!"

"Law, that's not nice to call someone that," Corazon scolded him, going on stage.

"But Uncle Floppy said to call Hockey that," Law told him.

Doflamingo forced Mihawk to come out on stage, dressed as Miss Hannigan. "I'm gonna kill all of you…"

"Hockey gonna kill me?" Law looked at him with wide puppy eyes that threatened to cry.

"Not you," Mihawk mumbled. "I'll kill Doflamingo, Shanks, and Roger,"

"Hang on a second! Pause!" Jewelry Bonney stormed onto stage and pointed at Mihawk. "This is the mean old hag? Come on people!" She put a hand to Mihawk's face and Mihawk grew older. "There we go! Now continue!" She got off stage.

Mihawk was stunned, his jaw had dropped. His once smooth skin was now all old and wrinkly. Shanks and Doflamingo's laughter was very much heard by him. "Even though Miss Hannigan isn't that old, the look suits you Hawky!" No one questioned how she managed to do that. Devil Fruits don't exist in this AU yet for some reason no one tried to find out how Bonney got that power.

"Jewelry Bonney!" Mihawk screamed but Bonney had already walked out the doors to go to a buffet.

"It's a hard knock life for us," Law sang. "It's a hard knock life for us,"

"Instead of treated we get tricked," Doflamingo joined in.

"Instead of kisses we get kicked," Shanks kicked Law.

Everyone grew silent. Corazon picked up Law and glared at Shanks. "Did you just kick my baby!?"

"I'm a bit tipsy," Shanks slurred.

"Shanks you hurt my friend!" Luffy shouted from the audience, jumping onto the stage. The six year old began to punch and kick at Shanks legs.

"Hey now, I'm sorry," Shanks said. "It was an accident. I'm kinda drunk,"

Doflamingo grabbed Shanks by his throat. "No one harms my family and lives!"

"Uh-oh…" Shanks said. "Gotta run!" He rushed towards the stairs but ended up tripping.

"Now you're stealing Corazon's thing too!?" Doflamingo exclaimed, chasing after him.

"Tripping is not my thing!" Corazon yelled.

XXX

"Ah, another successful play," Roger leaned back in his seat.

"This is nothing like the script," Rayleigh pointed out.

"The audience loves it and that's all that matters," Roger claimed.

"How the hell did we even sell all the tickets!?"

For some reason, Roger still allows Doflamingo and Shanks to be part of the plays.