Author Notes

Jesus Christ, I hate procrastination.. Took me like, two weeks to finish this whole story. BTW. THIS IS MY FIRST STORY!!! –Applause- You will seriously have to forgive me. I've been out of school for soooo long. My vocabulary is atrocious and I've been using the thesaurus indefinitely.

This story is actually about a dream team of pokemon that I've always used if I've had them. Especially Dusknoir and Frosslass. Always found that a good combo. But anyway, this is chapter one. I've listed the cast so you could get aquainted rather quickly. Please note that I have finished the whole story. Likely to have the whole thing up soon.

Cast:

-James: The aspiring trainer. Wears a black beret, black longshirt, red button up, black pants, and a brown scarf.

-Lillie: The content and shy shiny Typhlosion. Has a pink bow around her neck.

-Extreme Speed -Flame Wheel

-Fire Spin -Mach Punch

-Jagex: The most skilled team-mate, a powerful, confident, and quirky Farfetch'd. He is greatly respected, despite his cockiness.

- Focus Blast -Sword Dance

-Slash -Fury Swipes

-Violet: An insanely happy Nidorina that never battles but always Cheerleads for her team

-Double Kick -Substitute

-Poison Sting -Poison Fang

-Gaia: The heavily built softie, a Dusknoir that everyone tends to hang out with due to his timidness.

-Fire Punch -Shadow Punch

-Shadow Sneak -Will O Wisp

Writing style:

"_" Is a human speaking

-words- Is a pokemon speaking

(_) Personal Thoughts

Chapter 1

How do you cook a cake?

"Kaaaaang…..Kooooong…."

The sound was heard for what seemed like miles, yet no one in their right mind paid attention to it. It was coming a few acres away from Olivine City. The sound had been emerging from a tiny, two story house, in the middle of the forest. The view from the house was placed perfectly with about half the size of the lighthouse from the city.

"Kaaaang…..Koooooong….."

The boy that slept in his bed only managed to grumble to himself in a deep sleep "Go away….we don't want anymore chocolate..." At that point, he rolled over, away from the school themed alarm clock, "God damn telemarketers…." He continued to grumble to himself. He was about 5'6", long brown hair, and while rolling over, we manage to get a glimpse of his amber eyes.

The alarm continued to sound for what seemed like hours until someone decided to take action. From downstairs, a very angry crashing started to arouse. Followed by yelling, and what seemed like a struggle.

"NOO! Don't do it!"

"You'll only get your ass kicked kid!"

"LET ME GO!!! IMMA KICK HIS ASS IF HE DOESN'T SHUT THAT DAMN THING UP!"

The enraged Farfetch'd fought his way up the stairs, through the Nidorina and Dusknoir holding him back. What was odd was the fact that he was wearing an apron with a cute little picture of a Psyduck winking on it.

After a few minutes of fighting, and annoying ringing, the Farfetch'd managed to break free and bolted up the stairs with his favorite stick. He was quickly followed by the worried Nidorina and Dusknoir. Through sheer anger, he kicked down the door and leaped through air with his stick ready to strike. "BAAAKAAAAA!"

The other two simultaneously screamed "JAGEX NO!!!"

Through the distant hills, many wild pokemon were grazing, herding, and relaxing. Suddenly, a boisterous screech of pain overcame the land, alerting and frightening all the pokemon. "GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

James sat at the table, rubbing the, now bandaged, bruise on his head. "Ya didn't have to pound me like that ya know…" He claimed to Jagex, who was now putting breakfast on the table. The other two rubbed their heads in disgrace, yet with a smile and laughing, as they recalled their passed failed attempts of saving James. Jagex glared at James with an annoyed look while placing his arm on the table and raising a brow for a few moment until James declared, "Ok, ok, I get it. Next time I'll try and wake up earlier." He then laughed to himself, until everyone thought it was funny as well and laughed too.

James had dressed before-hand, after the bonking experience for the n'th time. His casual wear was a black long sleeve, a red button up over that, black dress pants, and his favorite beret.

James actually comes from a very wealthy family. His father and brother own a gun production line that is actually very popular. But instead of ever using that money that his father proudly awards him with, he earns the money on his own through battles. In-fact, he only used his father's money to buy his own place with utilities and such. The only ever time he accepts money from his father is if something striking happens, like a sudden decrease in cash due to slacking off, which he did rarely.

Another thing about James is the fact that he is a very professional pokemon trainer. His win average is 8 to 1 and he always cares for his pokemon. Despite being a very skilled and powerful trainer, he only has 6 badges. When people ask why, he only remarks "I don't need proof to prove I'm Powerful. I'll let my comrades prove that for me~." Most people thought that quote sort of egotistical, until his pokemon started to pose behind him.

Violet, the Nidorina, was wearing her usual wardrobe. It was a tiny cheerleading uniform the James had purchasedfor her one day when they were walking in town. A while back, while they were shopping, Violet was window shopping (Just like any other girl her age…except for a pokemon), although James didn't mind shopping for her. He really thought she deserved it considering that she helps so much with everything around the house. She would usually put on a maid outfit and clean around the house. James would always smack Jagex upside the back of his head if he tried to 'peek'. They kept walking until she had come across a petite cheerleading uniform. It was pitch-black with a red and yellow trim. Usually, she would shrug clothes off, but she just couldn't help but stare at it in place. James kept walking until he noticed her pace slowly come to a near stop.

Something about James was his ability of Clairvoyance. No, he couldn't actually astroproject himself into the air and look around. But he was still very skilled in the art of perception and observation. He could complete a cross word puzzle in a mere minute. Once, Gaia and Jagex timed him on a 40 word puzzle. 38 seconds! What was even more intriguing was his ability to do it almost undetected. So him noticing her pace, though very slightly altered, was something particularly easy for him.

But instead of talking to her to see if she was ok, he only followed the trace of her eyes undetected. He saw her gawking at, what he thought actually cute, the dress.

His consciousness finally caught up to him. He was carrying about 5 bags full of things just for her. So why was it that she didn't speak up about the dress? That's when he had noticed the tiny little thing hanging OFF of the dress. "The price tag..?" He thought to himself. "Oh come on. She must really want it. Is that why she isn't saying anything? It can't be that…HOLY S&#! 3000 Credits..? MAN that thing is expensi-….Oooh…That's why she isn't saying anything…How sweet….."

He glanced back to her now frowning expression. "That's the cutest darned dress EVER!.. But it's so expensive…I can't possibly ask him to buy it for me…"

"….Hey Violet!" He spoke up to the now disappointed Nidorina.

"Roouuw?" She glanced up to him.

"Why don't you…" James had glanced into his pocket and pulled out a few bills and handed them to her, "go get yourself some of that favorite ice-cream you like so much?"

She nodded in slight approval, yet still looked sad. She then headed over to the near-by ice cream vendor and pointed to her favorite kind. Poison Berry! (If yall don't get this joke, I'll kill you)

On her way back, she noticed that James was gone. As she began to worry, she saw him emerging from the entrance of the store they were near before. What caught her interest was the sixth bag he had come out with. What she saw next blew her mind. He had pulled the dress out of the new bag! She couldn't even begin to formulate words in her head at that point.

"For you~" James said to her with a slight wink holding up the dress. The next thing he felt, was himself being tackled to the floor by the over-excited Nidorina. She burrowed her head into his chest screaming "OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!" in her own tongue.

Gaia, whom was sitting on the other side of the table, was fiddling with his tall glass of OJ.

To James, Gaia was like a big bodyguard whom he could always crash with. Gaia was always bashful about his actual strength. In fact, he was the second strongest on the team. But when he wasn't battling, he'd be making sure everything around the house was ok, or chilling with Jagex as they toyed around and teased with Violet.

But, what made this particular Dusknoir unique, was his size. Not that he was half the size of a normal one, it was just he was about 7 inches taller then a normal one. This always made him shy as ghost and fighting types look on, with his very masculine muscles, and his well-built structure.

On the other hand, when it came to his friends, he was one tough cookie. Once, while the party was traveling on a ferry, a group of Gyarodos started to attack. Everyone started to cower in fear as one tremendous monster started to hover over the group. What made him jump into action was Violet's shriek as it eyed her and winked menacingly. That, he thought, was the last straw. He quickly used shadow punch to grab the serpent, and with one feral sweep, launched it through the air to the other side of the ferry. No-one ever forgot that time. As a matter of fact, no one even let him live it down. They'd all remind him of his "heroic act". The only thing he ever did when it came up was blush.

"Almost dooooone~~~!" came a squawking from the kitchen. Jagex, James' little warrior, had been practicing cooking for the passed few months.

Ever since James' had taken the gang to a special Italian Restaurant for Pokemon and Humans, the Farfetch'd had caught a favor in the hobby of cooking. It's not that he liked the taste of cooking. He just loved the feeling of having friends enjoy something that you worked on very hard for them. At first, everybody….well….nobody enjoyed the food. But, he has improved vastly and no one minded. Violet would always joke with him, "A cook AND a samurai? What next, are you going to turn into an astronaut!?" as she pinched his cheek.

When Violet said samurai however, she ment it. When people would watch Jagex fight, they could swear that he was the reincarnation of an ancient Shogun. When he was really young, before he had even met James, he always strolled through town. When he passed a window with a TV in it, he had decided to watch it for a bit. He never expected to watch the whole marathon of Japanese Samurai movies. That point on, he wanted to perfect the art of Bushido. At this point, he is supremely skilled. He can cut down a tree, slash a leaf without even moving his blade, and cut something meters out of his reach. He is, without a doubt, the most skilled pokemon in the team.

His only flaw however, is the fact that he is very…well….He can be an idiot most of the time. But everybody loved him when he was. He's funny, cocky, and loved to mess with everyone.

"Okidoke!" came from the kitchen as Jagex began to bring the food in. Even though James couldn't understand pokemon language, he could still pick up on most things. He began to rub his hands together and waited for the food.

Upon the table laid several honey roasted sausages, plenty of omelet's, towers upon towers of pancakes, and even a little bit of bacon. But what made everyone's jaw drop was when he was bringing in a small cake. "Damn Jag! That cake looks beautiful!" Jag bowed in honor. Everyone grabbed their eating utensils and prepared to eat…when suddenly something had struck everybody at the same time. They couldn't put their tongue on it, but something was missing.

James had closed his mouth that was fully prepared to eat, that now had a very confused look on it. It had finally struck him. "Where's Lillie?"

End Chapter 1

End Notes

Sound: Ok, I hope I caught your attention with this. If it hasn't, PLEASE just keep reading T~T. Review please because as I said before, this is my first story ._.

James: Oh calm down. I'm sure they'll like it.

Sound: -looks at James- You realize you're a complete reincarnation of me right? o-o

James:…