I've got an I heart question mark written on the back of my hand. lalalalala
Taylor Swift is just about the coolest person in the frickin world. She's like you make me
crazier...she makes me crazier!
Ahh....I see Alice! She looks angry. Livid. She's going to kill me!
I'm scared.
Wait...she can't kill me...haha I'm literally a dead man.
Oh yeah Alice.
APOV
vision starts
*"Jasper may I ask how she makes you crazier?" Edward smirked. "Stop reading my thoughts
or I'll make you go all emo!" Jasper yelled. "well i always thought you liked little
Ali-kins...but I guess Taylor makes you crazier"*
end of vision
Who the hell is this frickin Taylor girl? Im going to fucking kill her. She better not be
wearing the newest Paul Mark blue suede jacket. I NEED that jacket. NO! That's why he likes
her, she probably has the jacket. Who the hell is Taylor?
Oh well...time to kill my jackass, immortal husband.
EPOV
haha. Alice is going to tackle Jasper for liking Taylor Swift. I love myself!
She looks pissed! Im going to go write some sad, depressing love song on my piano so
Bella will love my awesome glittery vampireness more!
JPOV
"JASPER!" Alice screamed. God. she sounds pissed. What did I do? God I need to stop talking
to myself now I have no time. Alice is an inch away from me.
"Why are you talking about some stupid Taylor girl?" she asked very calmly. She knows
that voice scares me.
"I don't remember speaking about anyone named Taylor recently dear, are you okay?" what is
she talking about?
"No, you didn't speak of her YET, but you were going to. How the hell does she make you
crazier?" she started calmly but her emotions got the best of her and ending in a high
pitched teenage-girl scream. I still have no idea what she is talking about. Her emotions
are so serious though. She knows what she's talking about. She must have had a vision. AHHA!
She is talking about Taylor Swift. Haha she is jealous! That's so cute!
"Taylor SWIFT has a song called crazier. I was singing it in my head earlier." I said slowly,
hoping to calm her down. If she was human she would be hyperventilating.
"oh, okay, haha, I get it, just a song, oh, yeah, thats okay then, haha." she stammered.
"Alice honey, were you perhaps....a little jealous?" I asked, god this is so amusing.
"NO! I would never be jealous! I am amazing! You love me. I MADE YOU LOVE ME!!!!! I will
NEVER be jealous. I just wanted to know is all." she screamed.
"okay dear I'm sorry. I must have mis-interpreted your emotions. I am a horrible empath."
that calmed her. YAY! she loves me again.
"Okay love you Jazzy, I'm going shopping!" she declared walking up stairs toward Edward's
room.
"BELLA!!!" I heard her scream. Haha she is next to face the wrath of ALice.