Chapter 1:
Loss of a Friend
Jin was pissing on the wall. As the rain died, he shook his cod violently. A drip of urine splashed on Ling Xiaoyu's forehead.
"Oi, you faggot!" She exclaimed. She pulled of the sole off her Chinese shoe and whacked his clap-infested cod.
"What the shit!? You smelly cod-piece." He spat. "I'll kill your ass!"
Jin zipped his fly- too quickly.
His scream of anguish rebounded off the wall and, with a sickening crack, broke Ling's contact lenses in three separate half's. But that was not the only thing that rebounded.
The sound of Jin legging it could be heard a centimetre off. All that was left on the scene was an unconscious Ling and a lonely, severed cod-piece.