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Anyway, to those of you who read How To Torture Your Enemy And Innocent Cats, most of the plot will be quite familiar. After all, this is the same story. As mentioned in that story, this will be funnier, longer, with better spelling, grammar, ect. Thanks for your support in my other story!

For all you new readers, I cannot thank you enough for coming to read.

Now before I bore everyone to death, we must proceed. (hehe proper XD).

The sun shone brightly over a large clearing surrounded by trees. At the edge of the clearing, a camera sat on a stand. It focused on two cats in the middle of the clearing. The first was a silver tabby she-cat with bright green eyes. Her left front paw was white, and she had a black-tipped tail. She looked like she was about 14 moons. Next to her, another silver tabby she-cat stood. She had stunningly bright and piercing aqua eyes. She had a white-tipped tail, and black paws. She looked the same age as the first cat. The green-eyed she-cat looked at the camera apologetically as the blue-eyes she-cat run around the clearing energetically.

"Sorry about her. Quick warning: Silversky is 100% hyper, 24/7. Anyway, welcome to Torturing Kitties! Here we will, obviously, torture kitties. Silversky named this show that, not me. StarClan knows why she did. Well, we are in StarClan so technically even StarClan doesn't know…ANYWAY, my name is Moonsparkle. As you probably figured out, this is Silversky," the green-eyed she-cat meowed, flicking her tail at the she-cat still running in circle as she said her name.

"HI! HI! HI RANDOM KITTIES! IM SILVERSKY! LEAF!" Silversky yowled. Moonsparkle walked over to a boulder slightly taller than her at the edge of the clearing and promptly facebouldered. [AN: Face_= Facepalm but with random objects] Silversky finally ran over to Moonsparkle and seemed to calm down.

"Moon, why does Snowfur love Thistleclaw? He is so vicious and power-hungry..." Silversky asked.

Moonsparkle laughed at how Silversky could turn from hyper to serious in a second. She then nodded, "I really don't know. She's so sweet!"

Suddenly, a blue she-cat with blue eyes and a silver muzzle appeared and meowed, "Finally, someone who agrees with me!" Neither Silversky nor Moonsparkle looked surprised by her sudden appearance.

"Hey Bluestar!" Moonsparkle purred. Silversky grinned.

"BLUEKITTY!" she yowled and started jumping again. Moonsparkle shook her head, watching her.

Suddenly, an old gray she-cat appeared, her bright orange eyes annoyed.

"Yellowfang, I'm warning you, Silver will torture and rename any cat that comes close," Moonsparkle told her.

"Okay, I'm done now!" Silversky yelled. Then, she saw Yellowfang.

"Dirtytooth!" she yowled, jumping up and down again. Yellowfang groaned at the name.

"Warned ya!" Moonsparkle meowed playfully, her green eyes sparkling with amusement.

"Young ones, always so hyper!" Yellowfang grumbled. Silversky finally seemed to calm down, only to start jumping again when she saw a leaf fall onto the ground.

"Oh StarClan, not again! Oh, wait, I am in StarClan. Fox dung!" Yellowfang muttered.

Moonsparkle laughed, watching Silversky. When she continued jumping, Moonsparkle rolled her eyes.

"Silver!"Moonsparkle yowled. The silver blue-eyed she-cat stopped.

"Yes?"

"Stop jumping!" Moonsparkle and Yellowfang shouted at the same time. Silvermist stopped and looked at them with innocent eyes. She then started running in circles. Again.

"I'm gonna go hit my head against a rock," Yellowfang grumbled, disappearing.

Moonsparkle sighed and looked at Bluestar, who had been watching, amused, with her tail over her paws. Bluestar smiled, shaking her head at Silversky.

"ICEFALL!" Moonsparkle yowled. A broad-shouldered tom with a pure white pelt and warm blue eyes appeared.

"Yes, Moon?"

"Did you let her into the Cave of Sugar?"

"...Maybe."

Moonsparkle rolled her eyes, and looked at the camera as Icefall attempted to calm Silversky down.

"This is Icefall, or Ice, Silver's mate. Aka probably the only one who can calm Silver," Moonsparkle meowed.

Bluestar laughed again, watching the scene. Silversky was looking at Icefall innocently, and Icefall was trying to keep her from jumping or running around. Moonsparkle was also watching the two.

Finally, Icefall stood, and walked to Moonsparkle with Silversky.

'"You really have to stop doing that!" Moonsparkle purred, referring to his letting Silversky into the Cave of Sugar. Icefall simply shrugged at her.

"We can finally start torturing cats now!" Moonsparkle exclaimed.

"Dirtytooth, Dirtytooth, dirty-dirty-dirtytooth! Dirtytooth, Dirtytooth, Dirty-" Silversky sang.

"For StarClan's sake, STOP!" Yellowfang interrupts.

"Aww! Do I have to, Dirtytooth?" she whined.

"For the last time, that's not my name!" Silversky smiled insanely, and Icefall laughed. Yellowfang glared at him.

"DO SOMETHING!" she yowled. Icefall chuckled.

"Nope," he replied. Yellowfang glared at him and he laughed again.

"Okay, I REALLY wanted to torture cats but that will, hopefully, be in the next episode. I hope you enjoyed Torturing Kitties!" Moonsparkle yowled. Bluestar and Yellowfang disappeared as Moonsparkle, Silversky, and Icefall meowed, "BYE!"

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