Hi everyone! i was watching LOTR and thought it would be funny if Boromir kinda lost it. So here is a little oneshot that wouldn't leave me alone till i wrote it!
enjoy!
Everyone stared in shock as the skeleton and bucket fell down the well, making loud banging noises on its way down. Pippin cringed when it made one last big bang before falling silent. Everyone let out the breath they were holding when they heard nothing more. Gandalf slowly turned to Pippin and slammed the book he was reading shut.
"Fool of a took!" Gandalf said harshly to Pippin making him jump, "Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!" with a glare he snatched his hat and staff from him. Pippin cringed at Gandalf's words, and looked down in shame and guilt. Then they heard it, those horrible drums and that terrible Orc and Goblin shrieking that promised Death. Everyone looked at each, fear written across their faces.
"They have come." Gandalf said gravely with a frown.
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"THEY HAVE COME!" Boromir screamed, making everyone jump and stare at him "WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!" He then proceeded to run away, only to get pinned down by goblin arrows "OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE THAT!? HE TRIED TO KILL ME!" he yelled pointing at the oncoming goblins and orcs.
Everyone watched with no small amount of fear as Boromir started to run around the room screaming something about Cookies, Goblins, Rabbits, Orcs and Tea parties.
Aragorn cleared his throat, eyeing Boromir wearily who was now in the corner sucking his thumb mumbling that he was going to tell Daddy what the big O-Meany Orcsy tried to do, "Anyone else going to proceed to lose their minds?" he asked, everyone quickly shook their heads "good now, barricade the door!" he shouted.
Hope you enjoyed it! please review! Le hannon!