Pinstripe:This story is an example of what happens when my friends and I drink to much tea.

Alois: Your mad Pinny absolutely mad!

Pinstripe: Thank you :DD

Pinstripe:Warning this is a short little drabble

I OWN NOTHING

America's P.O.V

Man I'm tired of going to Russia's house to ask for money...

Dude it's like totally ruining my rep.

Oh there it is. A giant grey mansion stood before me, with a open steel gate and snow covering the yard. Oh there's Russia, sitting on his front porch.

"Hey Russ-" What the hell?

England/Britain sat on a bench beside him.

I hid behind a tree to spy on them. "So Russia." Said Arthur stuffily. "What do you want me for?" "Oh you see in minute...""Huh-" Before my old friends and enemy could say anything the big grey haired country dragged him into the house.

WTF?

Yo, something is up with Russia man!

As soon as the kidnapper walked back out. Japan walked down the path to his house...holding a...harpoon? "What the herl do you want?" Said Japan angrily, with a look that could kill.

"Oh not much I just want you to try something." "Try wha-" The country picked up the much smaller country and put him over his shoulder. "Put me down! Put me down!" He made a high pitched uke noise as Russia put him inside.

"This is fun." Russia smiled a smile that made me get the total creeps.

Now North and South Italy were walking down the path. South Italy was beating North Italy in the head. "Hey guys.." Called out the gray-haired menace. "I think I left some pasta out on the table.."

"PASTA~!" The foolish brothers ran into his trap.

After that Russia stole many more countries away, like Canada, France, Prussia, Greece, China and even SEALAND!

One by one the man tricked them before closing the door.

Well as the total hero guy I have to save them! I tip-toed over to the door doing my awesome ninja flips! Hiding behind bushes, trees, potatoes, condoms (used), pillows rubber noses and water pipes?

WTMFHITSRIFCAGH?(aka what the mother fucking hell is this shit Russia is fucking crazy agh)

Finally I got to the door.

"I'll have to ram it down.." I said aloud in my hero voice.

I backed up and ran towards the door. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Just as I was about to hit it the door was opened by Russia causing me to fall onto the floor.

"Oh Hi America...You should Join us..."

He snook into another room. I put my ear up to the wall. Where I heard something that I couldn't believe. "Oh Russia it's so good."Japan moaned.

"I think Britain's tastes better." Chimed in france.

O.O I didn't need to know that.

"Oh it's so warm...like my cat's." Said Greece.

"MY AWESOME SELF WANTS MORE FROM YOU RUSSIA!" Shouted Prussia.

Oh god was this like some sort of giant orgy?

"It's sweet like I like it." Sealand said so innocently. "Oh I rove it." China moaned.

That's it I gotta stop this!

I ran to the other room to rescue them! "I"M HERE TO SAVE...you?" Every looked at me like I was crazy...probably because they were all drinking tea.

"You guys were...drinking.. Russia's tea?"

"Yes, what did you think we were doring?" Japan questioned. "Yea, we though Russia was going to torture us too, but it's just harmless tea." England said. "Yea...that's what I thought." I scratched the back of my head.

China spoke. "I didn't think Russia's tea would be so delic-" Suddenly he fell to ground as well as the other countries.

"WHAT THE HELL?" I jumped.

"So America." The grey-haired fiend smiled. "Want some tea?"

Pinstripe:This was fun to do. I love crack fics XD

Alois:What's wrong with you?

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