Somehow I awoke. Why did he not wake? Dio Brando is here.
"Hello." He said. "I am sexy and horny."
I screamed. Dio slapped his dick on the floor.
"Why did you slap the floor? Why are my bongos shaking?" I asked.
"Because you want my penis. Why not cum?"
I sat on his tummy. Why did I ejaculate?
"Your ass is quivering. Are you aroused?" Dio dio'd.
"Yes. My anus is yours. I love big cumshots."
Dio giggled and thrashed into my ass.
"OOOOH!" I shouted. "Thats a baseball!"
"You smell of my semen. Are you still unsatisfied?"
"Yes Lord Jesus."
Then Dio put the cross in his mouth. His holy erection was glorious and glowing. It shined like a million stands. If he pumped his cock one more time, I would explode.
Suddenly, Hol Horse bonered into my urethra.
"I have herpes." Said Hol Horse.
"Fuck!" Dio shouted. "Why have you only now said this? If you want my tiddy you must be speedy."
"What is this fucking encounter?" I shat.
Hol Horse touched his herpes. Why do I want this from him? Herpes is bad, but my needs say: "Hell 2 you."
Dio touched my soul deeply. He knows my secret. I need to devour Hol Horse. He climbed up my urethra with his teeth.
"Ah, there we go. I am filled."
Dio fused with my rectum.
"Finally, I am complete." Says Duo.
"We must kill Hol Horse."
SLAM! goes Duo's left testicle into Hol Horse, through his face. But Hol Horse had Speedwagon under his face, and he erupted with pleasure.
Speedwagon cried out: "Analingus!"
Duo was happy for speedwagon. Then Hol Horse's Soul approved of Dup and we were dead because of herpes and tiny alien cocks.
Joseph, horrifed, stumbled into hell. Seeing him, they all laughed.
"Welcome to my fuck house!" Said Duo's ghost.
Joseph fell down into bara tiddies.
"God's name..." he screamed.
Everyone looked into Joseph's heart. It said "Help!" But this was inescapeable. Joseph was immediately dead. Now its party time. Ghost cocks surrounded Hol Horse.
"Huzzah!" Screamed Duo.
Erruptions caused everyone to ejaculate.
Now Earth knows what fear is.
The End.