A/N: Okay, so I am starting a new fanfiction. This will be the first chapter. With that said, do not think I'll forget about the ongoing one that I have. I just have had this one stuck in my head for a while. So without further ado….

Bleach/Naruto Crossover

Summary: Naruto's family didn't originate from the shinobi world. When Kakashi and Sarutobi finally had enough of how the village was treating Naruto they decided to use his parents' last resort to send him to his ancestors' home world. Ichigo was getting bored with life after saving Rukia; he needed something to keep him on his toes. That didn't mean he wanted to become a teenage parent. And will the blond kid stop calling him mama, he was a man DAMNIT!

Warnings: This will have yaoi, yuri, smut. Not sure on pairings yet, I'll decide later on. Oh and Naruto will acquire vizard powers. Ichigo will be able to find a way to bring Naruto back to his home world and allow him to take the genin test.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of Naruto and Bleach. This is AU so don't freak if it goes way of track from what was canon. Oh and this starts after they save Rukia, but it'll skip the bounts.

Chapter One:

Naruto sighed as he stared out of the hokage office's window down at the festivities below. It saddened him to see that on this day, on his birthday, everybody was allowed to be happy. Everyone, but him that is. It was his fourth birthday, and already he had to run to the hokage for protection from the villagers that were braver on this day. His favorite anbu were here along with the hokage. Wolf, Snake, and Bear were there talking to the old man about something or another. Naruto just wondered why it seemed that besides the hokage and anbu, he seemed to be unloved and unwanted.

Sarutobi and the others turned to look at the boy when he sighed glumly. They had been discussing pretty heatedly about how to protect the boy better, but they just couldn't decide on what to do. "Really what the boy needs, is someone who can be his parent. I know we all love him and think of him as family, but he needs that kind of comfort none of us are able to give." Sarutobi said tiredly.

Wolf, or Kakashi, grumbled," Yeah, the council has managed to gather so much power, and they are using it to make sure he never has the childhood he deserves."

"I wish there was a place we could send him, where he will find a loving family, and the root that'll surely follow him, won't be able to get to him." Snake, otherwise known as Anko, thought aloud.

Bear, a.k.a Ibiki, just growled," The only way for that to happen is if the boy was sent to another world entirely!"

The old hokage just slumped a little in his chair as the anbu bowed their heads in despair. Hiruzen suddenly felt his age more and put a hand over his face. He then heard a tiny gasp that came from Kakashi.

"I might know of a way…" he said before disappearing in a swirl of leaves only to reappear with a piece of paper in hand. "This," he showed the others a strange seal," is something sensei gave to me before he went to…go help defeat the Kyuubi. He told me that if the villagers were not granting his request, then this seal that he and Kushina-nii made, would send him to where their clans originated from. He said to just add a drop of his blood on it and he'll be sent to the other world." He finished speaking, holding out the paper to Hiruzen. "He also said that if we want him to bring anything, not a person that he just has to have it on his person as he activates the seal."

Sarutobi stared slightly in awe at the genius that was held in front of his face. How could forget? Only Kakashi and he knew of the true story of where the Uzumaki and Namikaze clan originated from. He could sense the confusion of the other two but did not explain. He then thought for just a moment, looking at the sulking boy who was lost in his own world, before his eyes hardened with determination.

Looking back at the anbu squad he ordered," I want you, Wolf, to go to his birthparents house and seal up everything in the house into a scroll. Snake go to the boy's apartment and do the same. Bear, I want you to go into the Library, even the restricted section, and find any scrolls on being a shinobi, from ninjutsu to kenjutsu, and seal them away, go to a weapons store, and buy kunai, shuriken, and senbon. Also buy him some suitable ninja clothes." He finished off.

With a quick", Hai" they were off, leaving the third hokage with Naruto. He saw that when the anbu left Naruto's attention turned back to him. He took a deep breath before speaking.

"Naruto, would you come here for a minute please?" he called the boy over.

Naruto hesitantly got up and walked over to him," What's up Grandpa Sarutobi?"

He didn't know how to start off he took a moment to think before speaking up again," You know how you have asked me about your parents, right?"

"Yes, you always said that you would tell me when I am older." Naruto mutter.

Hiruzen scratched his chin lightly," Well, Naruto your parents were powerful people, they had many enemies. As such, I didn't want to let their identities to get to their enemies and they try to kill you. Now, though, I'm gunna tell you." He could see Naruto's eyes widen then fill with excitement. "Naruto your mother was Kushina Uzumaki. She was the best kunoichi Konoha has had. She came from the village Uzugakure, the Village Hidden in the Whirlpools, as it was a sign of peace. Unfortunately, the village was attacked by three other shinobi villages, and we were too late to help. All the same, she was a firecracker. Her nick name was Hot Red Habanero, and her cooking skills, along with her temper, was something to be in awe of. Naruto, she loved you with all her heart." Naruto, now had tears in his eyes, Sarutobi just sighed and continued his story," Your father, Naruto there are no other words to descried your father, than as a great man and a shinobi genius. He was not only kind, but a bright person was well. He also loved you more than life itself. He was Minato Namikaze, otherwise known as the Yellow Flash, God of Flash, and the Fourth Hokage."

Naruto gasped and the tears that were in his eyes fell, streaking his cheeks," D…dad was the fourth!"

Sarutobi smiled slightly," Yes, Naruto you are the heir to two great clans, but there is more to that. Their clans…they didn't originate from the shinobi world."

Naruto made a confused sound," Grandpa, I don't understand."

"It's not widely known, but there are other worlds out there, Naruto. They can't be traveled to simply by foot or boat. You have to go through time and space to get there. It's not impossible to do, but it's not a simple technique either." Sarutobi explained. When Naruto seemed to understand he approached what he wanted," Naruto, there is a reason I'm telling you this, I have noticed that, in the past years, the villagers are gaining more confidence, and have been trying attempts on your life more often now."

Naruto's expression dampened slightly," Yeah, hokage gramps, they have but I don't know why."

Hiruzen sighed and rubbed his face," You can't just erase everyone's fears, as much as I wish I could."

"What do you m…" he started, but quickly quieted when his grandfather figure motioned him to.

"Naruto, I have told you the story of the Kyuubi's defeat," Hiruzen stated, getting a nod in return," What you don't know, is that part of it is a lie. The tailed beasts are vast amounts of chakra that became sentient. They can't be killed, but they can be sealed. The problem with that was that the stronger the beast is, the harder it becomes to seal. The Nine Tailed Fox is the strongest tailed beast. Unfortunately, it can't be sealed into an object that isn't living and breathing. Its chakra was also a poison to anyone with set paths of chakra. This meant that he could only be sealed within a newborn. Your father knew this." He paused letting it sink in.

"I was that new born wasn't I?" Naruto asked after a couple of minutes of silence.

Sarutobi felt tears well up in his eyes at the complete despair in his tone," Yes, Naruto."

The boy started to shake as he began to cry again," W..why? Why did dad pick me, does this mean that those villagers were right? Am I really a monster?" He wailed as the tears ran down his whiskered cheeks in fast continuous tracks.

Sarutobi rushed over to the boy and pulled his chin up, making him meet his eyes," Listen to me Naruto, your father chose you because he knew only you would be strong enough to hold the fox! He loved you, so much so, he barely had the strength to do what he did. Not because he knew the seal he used would kill him, but because he would have to sacrifice you. You are also not a monster! Your body is a cage, your will is the warden. You only hold the Kyuubi, you hold it back. The villagers, they are blind to the truth. They don't want to listen and I sadly can't wipe away their fear, sadness, and rage. Yes, you do not deserve the treatment, but sadly…sadly I can't make them see the truth."

Naruto nodded, but still sobbed as he hugged Sarutobi. It stayed like that until Sarutobi spoke again, this time in a quiet tone," Your father wanted to have faith that this village would see past the Kyuubi, to think of you as a hero, but I guess even he knew the fears of man." Naruto looked up at the older man," Kushina and he create a seal together. It was a seal that is supposed to bring anyone in your family back to where they came from. He gave it to Wolf, told him to make you activate it if the village isn't treating you right."

Naruto gasped slightly at this," Am I going there?" he looked at Hiruzen expectantly.

"I believe, for your own safety, it would best to send you there. Unfortunately, only you can make the journey, but I've tasked the anbu with gathering not only your things in your apartment, but also the things from your parents' house. I also asked them to gather any information about being a ninja. You can learn from it and train to become one if you want. I'm also gunna give you what was stated in your parents will. That is all here in this building." Sarutobi explained to the boy. Naruto seemed to think about it then nodded his head yes.

Sighing with relief that the boy understood why he was doing this, Hiruzen got up and went over to the picture of Minato on the wall. Feeding some chakra into it, the frame glowed blue before slinging open. The old hokage reached in and pulled out three scrolls, then went to his desk setting them down to write five letters. That was when the anbu squad came back each setting the scrolls that they had required. Hiruzen looked at their work in satisfaction. He sealed all the scrolls and letters within a larger scroll. When he looks back up, he saw what had to be the most adorable sight ever. Naruto was in the middle of an awkward looking group hug between him and the anbu squad.

He listened as Anko muttered," No matter where you go, just remember squirt, you will always be considered as a brother to the anbu." And she got hums of agreement from Kakashi and Ibiki as well.

Grinning he coughed lightly, gaining not only their attention but also their embarrassment. "Naruto, is there anything you would like to do, before you leave?"

Naruto looked at him and back at the anbu, his eyes landing on their tattoos on their upper arms. "Can…can I get that mark, so…so I'll always remember the ones who became my brothers and sisters?"

Sarutobi chuckled as the three anbu, along with the hidden ones within the room, choked on their breath in shock at his request. "Naruto, those tattoos show that you are, or have been, an authorized member of anbu."

"Yeah, but theirs are only either red or black, so I can get a different color." He stated, making the old man laugh out loud.

"Your father, hell your mother, is going to rip my hide in the afterlife," he stated simply," but to hell with it. Someone go get the anbu marker." He order, shocking the hell out of all the anbu in the room. When then tattoo artist who did the anbu tattoos came in and got set up Sarutobi ordered," Make it a crimson violet, also add in all the abilities that a regular anbu mark has, but leave out the self-destruction ability. Also add in sensor ability, so we know how he is doing and the likes." The artist nodded and when to work, not even the least bit shocked at whom he has to mark. The third frowned a bit when Naruto didn't even flinch at the pain, a testament of how much pain tolerance he has gained. Even Ibiki flinched when getting his.

While everyone was watching in awe at the child that didn't show he felt the pain, he went into the hokage library and grabbed two things. Coming out of the hidden library, Sarutobi saw that Naruto was done getting his mark, and was now staring at it with glee.

"Alright Naruto, it's almost time," He stated to the blond. Naruto looked at him and his look became curious at what was in his hands. "This cloak, it was your fathers," he said wrapping the boy up in the cloak," and this is what's called a talking mirror. I should be able to communicate with you through this. It'll vibrate when I call, just pick it up for it to answer." He told him handing him the small mirror. He then used a sleep jutsu to force the blond boy asleep, and shunshinned out of the office into a forest clearing. Three presences were right behind him. "Better say your last goodbyes." Sarutobi muttered, as he tucked the mirror in the scroll as well before attaching the scroll to Naruto's arm. Anko came up first lifting her mask, giving him a peck on the cheek, and putting her necklace around the boy's neck. Ibiki stepped forward, patting Naruto on the head, and then tucked one of his bandanas into the kid's pocket. Lastly, Kakashi came up and took off his mask completely, putting it into his little hands then lightly kissed Naruto on his forehead.

He then used a senbon to the boy's skin and laid the seal on the bleeding wound, even as it started healing. Stepping back, Kakashi took no notice of the tears rolling down his face as Naruto was sucked into a purple vortex.

A/N: And Done, this turned out a little better than I originally planned.

Oh and just for those who might say he's too young to get a tattoo, I do understand that, but they don't know if he's gunna come back, sure they are gunna hope he does, but don't know for sure. Naruto doesn't even know and to him he want constant reminder of those who protected him, who called him family, not some material item.

Pairing poll: In the comments, write who you want the Ichigo pair to be

Choices are:

Kisuke Urahara

Kenpachi Zaraki

Byakuya Kuchiki