AN: So this series of one shots is a bit of a competition between me and my friend KiyokoMoments. The idea here is that we took all the PH characters and put them in a list randomizer, then picked random numbers, and wrote the pairings. Only rule is it must be 500-2000 words per chapter Here's the first. I apologize for its suckness...I'm not a fan of this pair...but fair is fair. p.s. The way we're determine the winner is through reviews...so... /
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN PANDORA HEARTS, OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. I POOR AND OWN NOTHING.
The kitchen was empty, and that was not okay with Alice. Its wasn't like she frequented the servants realm frequently, but when she did, she expected to be showered with delicious meaty morsels. The darkness outside the windows didn't matter—her stomach was growling, and waiting until breakfast was not an option.
"Stupid manservant," The brunette grumbled, stomping about the tiles, and rattling in cabinets, in a hopeless search for the spoils of the hunt.
"Hello Alice-say. Can I help you, hmm?" The girl shrieked, and slammed the door shut again, pounding a heel against the wood for good measure.
"Feisty little thing, eheheh?" cackled a high female voice, accompanying the creak of opening drawers. The clown steps out of the ridiculously small space, pinching Alice's chin and tilting her head up.
"Oh, ho, naughty little thing out of bed, late at night." He drops her face and spins, tickling the doll on his shoulder. "What to do, what to do, Emily-chan?" He smiles, bringing his sleeve up over his mouth. "Oppsie!" He chimes, as a blue wrapper falls onto the floor. "Midnight snack, ehheh?" He chuckles slightly, looking over his shoulder at the girl, who has stopped her instinctive hissing and spitting at the mention of food. Her eyes narrow.
"You can get me meat?" She steps towards him hesitantly, hands still clenched. He snickers.
"Bunny, why would you want that." He winked. "When you could have something much more…sweet." He grins, placing a candy wrapper between his teeth, pulling slowly to unwrap it. "Catch," he sings, as the unshelled candy goes flying.
The chain plucks it out of the air, rolling it between her fingers.
"Is it safe, clown?"
"But of course!"
She hums, eyeing the sweet, and her stomach growls. She blushes and pops the candy into her mouth.
"It's not meaty." She states.
"Its better!" the clown coos, taking a hold of Alice's arm and spinning her about him. "Is this not more delectable than hunting alone?"
The girl only glares, biting down to crack the hard candy.
"If you don't like it, you only have to say so!" Break sings, dancing closer to the girl. "I'd be all too happy to take it back, little bunny. It was my last one, after all." His hands are on her shoulders now, and his face inches away from hers. She stiffens, letting lose a small growl.
"No."
"Oh ho? We can share then." There's no warning, and the clown's lips are on her own, and a tongue not belonging to her is in her mouth. Everything is sweet and sugary, a faint smell of cherry fills her nose.
It's over as soon as it starts. Break has spun around, happily crunching on the remains of the candy, and Alice stands, rooted to the spot, face a deep shade of red.
"Bunny's embarrassed!"Emily squeaks, chanting it over and over again. A vein pops on the chains forehead.
"Do you realize who your dealing with, clown!" She sputters, stalking towards the man. She smiles. "That candy was mine. You don't take what is mine."
"And what, little rabbit, do you plan to do about that?" Break sings, lounging against the wall, the brunette now nose to nose with him.
She grabs his scarf, tugging him down to her level. "Take it back." She states simply. The clown, for once, doesn't argue.
AN: Next one on the list is Jack/Oswald