No reviewers to thank this time because I had this written in advance. Still, I love whoever does review! Sorry if this one isn't that funny, Elise isn't a big character. Many referances to All Your Base, Kingdom Hearts, and Sonic Next. And now I would like to present...
15 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO TO ELISE
1)Don't go back in time and kill her father. I'm looking at you Silver.
2)Don't ask if she's into necrophillia
3)Don't ask if she's into beastiality
4)Don't ask if she had secret relations with Eggman.
5)Don't marry her, start drinking, and start a domestic abuse problem, because if you do, she will cry and summon Iblis to KICK YOUR ASS.
6)Don't ever ask to see her "Family Jewels"
7)Don't run up to her during the festival and push her off the boat.
8)Don't ask if she knows anybody named Sora, Riku, Donald, or Goofy.
9)Don't ever call up Eggman to fly over her castle and say, "G00D D4Y LOZERZ, ALL UR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME! HA, HA, HA, PWND!"
10)If you do, don't pay one of her guards to say, "SOMEONE HAS SET UP US THE BOMB!"
11)If you do, don't pay Eggman to then say, "YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE, MAKE YOUR TIME! HA HA HA!"
12)If you do, don't ask Eggman to begin playing, "Invasion of the Gabber Robots" from his stereo.
13)If you do, Please, for the love of God, do not force Elise to watch Eggman do the robot. Srsly, it's just asking way too much...
14)Don't make her watch "Steel Magnolias"
15)Don't sell her copyrights to Disney
Sorry I could only think of 15. Anyway, please review! I'll get started on a new one tonight, and I'll probably have it posted up before I go to bed. Oh, and if you have NO CLUE what All Your Base Are Belong to Us means, just look it up on wikipedia, it's 100 percent true.