Calls

"Hey Ginny.I have the best idea ever" said Harry enthusiastically.

"What is the idea?" said Ginny.

"We prank call Fred and George." said Harry, giggling slightly.

"Okay, then we can use my dad's telephone. I'm sure he won't mind and besides him and Mum went on vacation in Jamaica and left Ron in charge." said Ginny happily.

"Here's how we're going to do it. We're going to go downstairs and dial their number and I'm going to do it first and than you are." said Harry in a jaunty voice.

Downstairs

Harry and Ginny ran to the telephone and dialed the number.

"Hello, this is Fred. How can I help you?"

"If my grandson the Dark Lord Happy Pants comes in tell him that Sirius loves him and wants to marry him." said Harry in a voice that sounded like an old ladies voice.

"Ok. If I see him I'll tell him. Have a good day." said Fred in an awkward sort of voice.

"Harry that wasn't a prank that was an informative type call" said Ginny in a slightly annoyed voice.

"Ok then you do it" said Harry.

"Hello, this is George".

"Hello this is Severus Snape. Tell Fed that I'm madly in love with him. Oh and buy the way is your refrigerator running smoothly". said Ginny in a imitation of Snape's voice.

WWW

"Fred, did someone ask you for the Dark Lord Happy Pants?" said George.

"Yeah. Why?" asked Fred.

"Because Snape just called and told me that he's madly in love with you and asked me if our refrigerator is running smoothly." said George sounding a tiny bit annoyed.

"OMG! I think that it was Harry and Ginny. What was the number on the caller ID?" said Fred sounding rather shock.

"It's 555-9000." said George.

"What's the number for the Burrow?" asked Fred.

"555-9000." said George once again.

"And isn't Ginny and Harry at the Burrow?"

"Yeah they are. OMG. It was them. Just wait till I get my hands on them." said George furiously.

Justthen a stag Patronus came gliding into the shop and said: You've just been pranked.

The End.

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