((Note from Z: I don't own this abomination of Harry Potter, or Death Note. All credit to Tara & Raven. I also apologize in advance for what you're about to read.))
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my bf (ew not in that way) L, takingurcak666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Mihael ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
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Hi my name is Ebonear Dark'nate Dementia River Way and I have curly snow white hair that reaches my shoulders and dull grey eyes like your mum's face when she's choking on my dick and a lot of people tell me I look like L (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to L but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also an orphan, and I live in an orphanage called Wammy's House in England where I'm the number one successor (I'm seventeen). I'm a genius (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly white. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing white pyjamas. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, and black eye shadow. I was walking outside Wammy's. It was snowing and raining so the bells were loud today, which I was very happy about. I stared at Mello. He put up his middle finger at me.
"Hey Ebonear!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Mellofoy!
What's up Mello?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my imaginary friends call me and I had to go away.
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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!