A/N Inspired by a very strange conversation with a friend of mine.

Inuyasha
Pairing Myoga X Shoga

Myoga was jumping threw the woods, trying to get away from Shoga, when he heard familiar voices.
"Jaken, when do you think Lord Sesshomaru will return to us."
"Why ask me you silly girl, our Lord will return to us when he's ready." He didn't really think it wise to hide this close to Inuyasha's older brother knowing his temper. But he had no choice. He jumped up and hid himself in the folds of of the bow at the back of Rin's Kimono.

"Where is that womanizing flee," Shoga said as she hopped around checking every stray animal she found. "He won't get away from me." Suddenly a white form stepped out of the bushes in front of her. He was a tall Fierce looking demon, with hair of white and eyes of amber. She smiled and hoped upon the white stole draping across his shoulder.

"Lord Sesshomaru, your back, I hope your trip was successful," Jaken said not knowing what he'd been doing, hardly ever knowing where his lord ran of to. Sesshomaru looked down and started looking back and forth between Jaken and Rin. Then he smiled and Jaken shook with fright, that wasn't something his lord did often.
"There you are." He said and Jaken jumped at his voice, it was shrill and girlish.
"Lord Sesshomaru, why are you looking at me like that." Rin said backing away as he approached her with a smile.
"Your mine now darling." Jaken stammered and Rin screamed running away from him.
"Lord Sesshomaru, I'm not ready for that I'm too young."
"My lord."

Myoga shrieked with Terror. "ah this human girl's not nearly fast enough," He said and took his opportunity when she ran behind the imp. He Landed on Jaken's back and crawled under one of the folds of his robe.

"My, my lord," Jacken said as lord Sesshomaru stopped in his tracks. Rin took the opportunity and screamed and ran behind Ah-un.
"Ah so your there now," Shesshomaru squealed in that shrill voice.
"....My lord." Jakan stammered as he began backing away from him. Sesshomaru's smile deepened, and Jakan saw something he didn't like in his eyes. He ran crying. "LORD SESSHOMARUUUUU!!!!!"