Hi! I'm back!
It's not like I went somewhere, anyway...
That's my new one shot: I was in the shower (I have a lot of ideas there!) and I though it was a shame not writing a Seddie story with Sam speaking italian, since that's my first language!
It's a little short but... read, review and forgive my errors! :D
Freddie entered Carly's apartment, sighing.
Carly and Spencer were in Yakima for the weekend, and he needed to escape of that crazy mother of his and being alone for a while.
He was surprised to find Sam laying on the couch, speaking a foreign language in direction of the ceiling. And, judging from the sound, they really look like insults.
" Why are you insulting the ceiling? " Freddie asked, sitting next to her.
" I'm not insulting the ceiling. I'm just practicing with Italian " she answered. Since he looked confused, she hastened to answer " My mum's dating an Italian dude, this week, and he taught me some insults in his language "
" Useful " Freddie shook his head.
" It really is! What if I'll date an italian dude when I'll be older and he'll dump me? If I practice, I'll be able to insult him in his own language! "
" Sounds cool " Freddie smirked " So, how much insults have you learnt until now? "
" Well, there's Sei un idiota, that means you're an idiot… " Sam started.
" Tu tambien " answered Freddie, still smirking.
" What? "
" Tu eres un idiota, tambien " he repeated.
" Freddie, quit speaking spanish, you know I don't understand it ! " exclaimed Sam, snorting.
" I just said that you're an idiot, too "
Sam looked at him, threatenig " You just did not say that "
" Said what? " Freddie pretended to be confused " That you're an idiot? "
" Beh, tu sei uno stupido! "
" Y tu eres tonta! "
" Cretino! "
" Estùpida! "
" Demente! "
" Demonio con el pelo rubio! " Freddie almost yelled, getting up.
" Pidocchio! " Sam fought back, getting up as well.
" Te odio! "
" Ti amo! " Sam screamed, leaving Freddie speechless.
" Really? " he asked, then, smirking.
" Really what? "
" Do... do you really love me? " Freddie almost whispered.
" Love you? " Sam look astonished, but blushed anyway " How could I love a nub like you? "
" But you said Ti amo " Freddie objected.
" Well, how do you knowTi amo doesn't mean I hate you with every inch of my being? "
Freddie didn't answer, but he kept smirking " Did you know " he began, getting closer to her " that spanish and italian are really similar languages? "
Sam raised her eyebrows " And so? "
" And do you know how to say I love you in spanish? " he went on and when Sam shook her head he answered " Te amo. Now, I don't know if it's just me, but Ti amo and Te amo sound pretty similar "
Sam remained speechless, thing that didn't happen very often.
" Well " she said after a while, without looking at him " What if? What if I love you? Why do you care? "
" It's nice to know the girl you're in love with loves you too, you know... " Freddie answered, looking anywhere but her.
" Oh " was all Sam manged to say, sitting on the couch again.
" What about french? " Freddie asked after a while, trying to break the awkward silence which has been formed between them.
" What about french? " Sam repeated, without understanding, while he sat next to her.
" Do you know what French are good at? "
" Producing good cheese? Building the Tour Eiffel? What? "
" Kissing " said Freddie, smirking, even if he was scared to death.
" Oh! You mean French kissing! " Sam ran a finger through her hair, embarrassed " Yeah, I guess they're good at it "
Freddie kept silent, too scared to propose her what he was thinking.
Luckly, she wasn't scared like him " What if I'll date a french dude when I'll be older? I may need practice... "
They spend the whole afternoon on the couch, "practicing" with french.
TRANSLATION:
Beh, tu sei uno stupido! = Well, you're stupid!
Y tu eres tonta! = And you're dull!
Cretino! = Cretin!
Estùpida! = Stupid!
Demente! = Insane!
Demonio con el pelo rubio! = Blond haired demon!
Pidocchio! = ...well, there's no translation...in the italian episodes Sam says it instead of Dork.
Te odio! = I hate you!
I hope you liked it! Review! :D