Torbjorn stands half naked by a bed covered in red satin, grease stained shirt tossed on the ground. He leans against it, looking at you with the most seductive look he can manage. It's kind of difficult due to the fact that his face is usually stuck in a permanent scowl. Torbjorn looks you over, wishing he had both eyes to take in all of your glorious body. He tries not to let that get him down because he knows he's looking fucking sexy right now. His chubby stomach and hairy chest is greased up in Vaseline that glistens in the romantic candle light - nipples erect with excitement. However, it's hard to see that little detail due to his incredibly long beard covering them both. He knows you like hair that's long enough to cover boobs. He leans against the bed, half smiling, his elbow pressing into the mattress. He's definitely going to need you to pick him up and put him on it once you two get into the thralls of passion.
"I forsea great things IN you!" Torbjorn shouts in a deep sexy Swedish growl. He beckons for you to come closer with his claw hand. He's ready to be wrapped in your strong arms. He's going to give you the fucking of your life!
A/N: This was just a joke thing I made once, and can literally not get over hilarious it is.