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D'Void's most hideously annoying and outrageous nonhuman Sue shrieked hysterically beside him, or maybe a few feet away. Nothing is ever descriptive in these floods of mindless drivel, uh, ah, I mean, MASTERPIECES OF LITERARY GENIUS! Bask in their magnificence.
D'Void paused stuffing his face with Cheetos for five seconds to acknowledge his Sue's desperate need for constant attention. "FUCK DO YOU WANT NOW?" He swallowed his mouthful. "Oh, ah, I mean, what is it, my precious little stain of a cutesy...whatever. You are the best, most creative, most unique Sue ever designed."
The teen-thing barfed up bubbling pus and shrieked. It caused the paint to peel.
"Aw, you're my BABY WABY! And I love you, but you're not going out dressed like a whore," said D'Void.
The teen Null Guardian thing screamed and sobbed hysterically, stomping its tentacles on the ground. They were clad in a pair of bright red high heels. And fishnets. Torn fishnets. So awesome! Got them at the Null Void Hot Topic. Which does exist.
"No!"D'Void yelled. "As long as you're living underneath the roof of my citadel, which it does not have, but I digress...I forbid you to go out there and slut it up like all those other Null Guardians!"
His teen-Sue thing rebelled hard. She fired her energy mouth laser at him, burning off most of his hair.
He screamed and grabbed at his bald spot. "NO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! NOW NO ONE WILL LIKE ME ANYMORE!" He fell to his knees and sobbed hysterically.
His teen Null Guardian Sue barfed puss onto his back before angrily exiting the room. She flew upstairs to her bedroom where she logged onto Tumblr. She wrote a long post complaining about how her dad was so impossible to deal with. Then she went to a fanfiction website to continue posting the latest chapter of her totally awesome Sumo Slammers OC/canon fic. At least there she could be the totally amazing original character that she always wanted to be who everyone loved and bowed down to every waking moment.
The END