Disclaimer- Blah Blah Blah, the usual "I don't own insert franchise here but golly gee, I wish I did!" Also, this is a parody of another parody of Aqua's Barbie Girl. I wish i knew the name of the original parody, but i don't.If you happen to recognize any of the lyrics, please tell me so i can put up the name of the parody song.
The Prince Yuki Fanclub Song!!
We have dreams of Yuki
saying hi just to me
And we swoon and we faint
like we're drunken.
But that Tohru's a slut
with her non-existant butt
and the only thing smaller's her boobies.
And we plot
night and day
dammit, the witch better get out of our way!!
Choru
Tohru is the witch!
We said don't steal him, bitch!
We really hate her,
but the Demon Lord favors her!
Yuki is our Prince!!
Crap, what word rhymes with prince?
Oh screw it!
Tohru's gonna chew it!
C'mon Rika! C"mon Mio!
Okay Motoko!
Go Minami! Break her arm...i!!
Will do! Will do!
C'mon girls! Get the witch!
Woohoo! Woohoo!
Go Minami break more than that arm...i!
Oh, Motoko, i'm having so much fun!
Well, Minami, we're just getting started!
Hey Tohru, c'mere a second!