Petrol Station Stock Take (...literally)
Alice stumbled through the door dragging two huge bags. "Hi honey" greeted Jasper kissing her on the cheek, he smiled; "I'm glad you cut down on the shopping today". Alice did her best ute face, "you did cut down on the shopping...didn't you?"
"about that..." she continued in the worlds cutest voice, so cute infact edward was miming throwing up in the lounge.
"You couldn't have bought that much. You only went to the bloody garage."
"That's true". Jasper looked at her demanding an explanation;
"Now remember southern hospitality" she said leading upstairs to their bedroom that was filled with alot of random bric-a-brac from the garage and stacks of canisters filled with petrol. He ooked at her in shock"...why?...just - why?" Alice smiled irresistably, "on the brightside you have a discount on petrol the next time you go there"
"when wil I ever need petrol again?" he said gesturing to their room, "never"
"well, there wasn't anything to buy at tyhe petrol station!" he looked at her incrediously(i'm pretty sure I just spelt that wrong lol)
"that's the POINT!"
"Would this be a bad time to show you edwared's room and the garage...oh, and i think they'l be dropping some stuff off in about an hour"
"stuff! what stuff?" Alice grimaced,
"window wipers". Jasper looked like Jane was user her gift on him when with an unsteady hand her took his credit cards out of his wallet and placed them in his waiting hand"...never to this again"! he said, his voice quiet and shaky, he was still in shock. she kissed him on the cheek with a huge smiled and rushed for the front door, "The stuff'll be gone by tonight" she called back. leaning against the door frame jasper nodded shakily, "uh huh".
"ROSALIE" screamed alice beeping the horn of her sister and shopping partners red convertible.
"oh, you are gonna pay" laughed emmet as he watched them drive away, stereo booming.
"so are you, Rose has your cards too" Emmet shook his head with a smile, "No. She has Edward's cards"
Jasper shook his head, by now slightly recovered from the load alice could aquire from anywhere. "You do know she was ony going to keep it for a week max" carlisle informed him as jasper lowered himself onto the loveseat with a sigh. He looked at his father's humoured eyes confused before it clicked, "oh. that is one evil pixie" he laughed.
"evil. EVIL" boomed emmet in his best evil scientist impression. jasper and carlisle looked at him.
"too much?" he asked.
"yeh" nodded jasper, as he turned he saw edward out of the corner of his eye leaping, face distorted with rage, at emmet from the doorway.